For those of you who don’t know, my only friend is a PUG, and I have decided to exploit this pug, for more than just sex….and instead to get celebrities to should me out…by threatening to put him to sleep if they don’t…I’ve seen the strategy get a kid 1,000,000 facebook likes, I might as […]

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It’s black Friday…punch some old ladies…and get away with it….until over active, eager, security guards Taser you and release the security footage to the internet for the world to judge you for really wanted 50 percent off that blender you were just buying for your wife for Christmas…even though that’s a shit fucking gift…you thoughtless […]

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