Daytime drinking has kicked my ass….I think I am getting fucking old…or my liver is fucking damaged…too damaged to process booze…cuz 8 drinks in and I’m passed out on the fucking floor for 8 hours…only to be rudely woken up by my fat wife…who I assume is bust trying to find food for her fat […]

We’re running a contest here….because why the fuck now….I figure you deserve to win if you’re following a guy like me around…not as your leader but as a bigger failure than you…you might as well have the chance to be rewarded for it…. So I’m giving away FRENCH MONTANA shorts and THIS Bikini for all […]

I want to train my dog to hump the dogs of very sexy girls…or even average looking girl…or even anything with a vagina….so that I can turn to them and say “Our Turn”….or “Dog’s have it all figured out, I’d love to be hump every girl I randomly encounter on the street without asking them […]

Trying to convince lesbians to let you watch them fuck while masturbating in the corner is always a fucking challenge…cuz there’s always one of the pair too hardcore and dyke to allow dick in the room…dolphin shaped dildos are the only phallus motherfucker…. I am amazing at failing…. It’s the weekend, here are the stepLINKS…for […]

This place sucks…I’m never coming back here…I’m going to write about it in my fucking diary….oh wait…I think this is my diary…I’m suck at life…but I’m so good at failing….Hey ladies, you like jokes? To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW this Links. I am drunk. Here are the stepLINKS…. Monica Lewinsky Paid $12 […]

Today is probably the most racist day of the year in America. Remember, we are all God’s children…even if there is no god but a group of Alien scientists watching over their experiment….Love your neighbor, espeically if she’s 18, has a tight fit body, and loves taking loads on her face and in her mouth….no […]

Instagram depresses me….it is filled with hot girls doing awesome things…while I stare at the wall waiting for death or at least fo my wife to stop making me go down on her….changes are gonna be made assholes…but before they do, I’m going to drink my pain away, and you are going to click my […]

Starting race wars on Facebook is always a bad idea….I like to piss people off but I’ve decided my new strategy is not fighting but flirting…with sexy girls….who I will only discriminate against if they don’t flirt back….other than that…we are all God’s children and we should love each other unless you are obese..in which […]