I had a few failed lines of seduction with girls I social network…but the ultimate was this one: My Dick wants to be sick inside you….it wants to have explosive diarrhea…because baby he ate bad mexican and now he wants your uterus to be his toilet…. I wonder why it didn’t work. Here are the […]
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2012
27
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Daytime drinking has kicked my ass….I think I am getting fucking old…or my liver is fucking damaged…too damaged to process booze…cuz 8 drinks in and I’m passed out on the fucking floor for 8 hours…only to be rudely woken up by my fat wife…who I assume is bust trying to find food for her fat […]
2012
25
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
We’re running a contest here….because why the fuck now….I figure you deserve to win if you’re following a guy like me around…not as your leader but as a bigger failure than you…you might as well have the chance to be rewarded for it…. So I’m giving away FRENCH MONTANA shorts and THIS Bikini for all […]
2012
24
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I want to train my dog to hump the dogs of very sexy girls…or even average looking girl…or even anything with a vagina….so that I can turn to them and say “Our Turn”….or “Dog’s have it all figured out, I’d love to be hump every girl I randomly encounter on the street without asking them […]
2012
21
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Trying to convince lesbians to let you watch them fuck while masturbating in the corner is always a fucking challenge…cuz there’s always one of the pair too hardcore and dyke to allow dick in the room…dolphin shaped dildos are the only phallus motherfucker…. I am amazing at failing…. It’s the weekend, here are the stepLINKS…for […]
2012
21
Sep
Rihanna’s Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day
Rihanna posed in some high waited shorts and a bikini top like a teen girl who listens to too much Miley Cyrus….because she’s likely got less of an education that them.. you know pulled out of school at 14 and unregulated like the American kids in show business because she wasn’t American…but more of a […]
2012
19
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
This place sucks…I’m never coming back here…I’m going to write about it in my fucking diary….oh wait…I think this is my diary…I’m suck at life…but I’m so good at failing….Hey ladies, you like jokes? To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW this Links. I am drunk. Here are the stepLINKS…. Monica Lewinsky Paid $12 […]
2012
12
Sep
French Montana’s Pop That Contest to Start the Day of the Day
I haven’t been to the strippers in a long fucking time…it’s been at least a month….For someone who used to go multiple times a day….for hours on end….doing my work and eating their free buffet while staring at ghetto cunts with bad attitudes dance badly…that’s a long fucking time… I think as I got older […]
2012
11
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Today is probably the most racist day of the year in America. Remember, we are all God’s children…even if there is no god but a group of Alien scientists watching over their experiment….Love your neighbor, espeically if she’s 18, has a tight fit body, and loves taking loads on her face and in her mouth….no […]
2012
10
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Instagram depresses me….it is filled with hot girls doing awesome things…while I stare at the wall waiting for death or at least fo my wife to stop making me go down on her….changes are gonna be made assholes…but before they do, I’m going to drink my pain away, and you are going to click my […]