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Since none of you read the site, you are not MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK ….you are not A FAN OF THE SITE and you don’t DONT FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER … here’s what you are missing 1- there are two kinds of girls – those who masturbate to lesbian porn and those who masturbate to […]

I can’t stand 420. Maybe it is cuz I don’t smoke weed, but I doubt that, cuz I don’t hate weed, if anything I think it is an important plant that is far healthier than legal shit people put in their bodies…..I think it’s just a question of hating cheesy events people come together to […]

I feel like being a bad human has caught up to me. I have decided that I need to do something for the world. To make a differnce. You know to help make the world a better place or at least be selfless and socially conscious…instead of just focusing on me….. I want to be […]

I decided the bitches I fuck are gonna have to sign a waiver to let me take pics of them to put on the internet…I figure I’m paying them already, I might as well get my money worth….while sharing the pics with you unappreciative cocksucking trash…I’ll let you know how that works out….I feel like […]

It’s easter motherfuckers….and it is Passover….what better time to try to fuck girls guilt stricken from being bad at their religion….or any girl for that matter…fuck religion or religious gatherings of annoying family members you hate…I don’t do that shit. It’s all about making all girls, any girls, every girl moo like cows when fucking […]

Tonight would be better if group sex with models was involved….but the bitches I’m with require heavy amounts of alcohol for that to fucking happen…..I’m willing to take on this task. I’m a hero like that. Here are some LINKS…. Jennifer Nicole Lee in Bikini GO Everybody Hates Ashton Kutcher GO Live Web Cam Sluts. […]

National Cleavage Day is a huge waste of time…because it is the equivalent of National Cock Teasing Day….not to mention it just encourages fat chicks to use their cleavage to distract from their fat….when is national hot ass on my dick day? Here are the stepLINKS…. Minka Kelly is Showing Off Some Bra GO Pam […]

The best thing about early summer is that every hot bitch in the city is out of hibernation and celebrating half naked, I’ve seen a couple dozen cameltoes, and my paranoia only allows me to leave the house for 5 minutes at a time unless totally wasted….so shit’s gonna breed some rapists for sure… Speaking […]

The world would be a better place if we all knew how to tap dance….and by tap dance I mean TROLL ON FACEBOOK CUZ THEY DON’T DELETE ME ANYMORE…AT LEAST NOT YET …..no wait I actually mean tap dance…that shit changes lives….especially for urban youth in the 1930s…… I’m going drinking. I’m going to finger […]