Little known fact…..I invented international women’s day….that was before realizing I fucking hate international women…they’re the worst…but their vaginas are alright… Here are the stepLINKS….bitches. Susan Sarandon’s Got a Great Big Tit GO Ashley Olsen in Some Deer in the Headlights Fetish Pics GO This Angelina Jolie Look-a-Like Looks Nothing Like Angelina Jolie GO Cameron […]

Fucking girls on facebook never works. The screen always gets in the way. Here are the stepLINKS J Woww Big Fake Titty Cleavage GO And While We’re on the Subject of Plastic Surgery, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LIL KIM’S FACE GO Hulla Hoop Bitch in Shorts GO Trike Drifting GO Mila Kunis Hot Photoshoot […]

Telling a girl you need her to send you pussy pics on FB cuz you’ve been spending the last hour jerking off to her profile pic is not a good way to get pussy pics…or make friends…if you’re dumb enough to do it to a co-worker or your friend’s wife….but it is still worth a […]

I am still annoyed….I think it is the end of a 3 day hangover from a 15 year drinking binge….or maybe it is cuz I decided to try to quit drinking to see if I die from Alcohol withdrawal since dying from Alcoholism takes too long…only because I’m tired of blacking out, losing my shit, […]

Here’s to sucking at life….. Here are a million stepLINKS….that no one clicks but should cuz they are great… Here’s to me living through the night….so that I can blog again tomorrow….about things I hate and find uninteresting but talk about cuz nothing in my life makes sense….it comes with being crazy. Here’s to women […]

I think I want to start a stepLINKS girl contest….but no girls would ever participate…. My new thing is getting drunk at bars where there happens to be med students, or doctors in their residencies because I always think I am dying and doctors love talking shop….except last night when I was trying to convince […]

This girl’s got it all figured out with her nerd tits and so does this guy’s who is probably not actually a weather man but making jokes pretending to be one…. All leading to the conclusion that I need to drink more…. Here are the stepLINKS…. Tori Wilson See Through GO Nina Dobrev’s Got Some […]

It is suicide prevention week, which was convenient because when I found out Katy Perry made 44 million dollars this year….I figured it wasn’t worth living…but to be fair to Katy Perry’s undeserved success…cuz as all the millions of talentless busty chicks everywhere who are hotter and more talented than Katy Perry will agree the […]

THis is my kind of girl…I hope I meet someone like her when I’m out tonight drinking away that my wife who I have already met and unfortunately married is substantially more disgusting…. Here are the stepLINKS….while I go find inspiration, motivation and ideally masturbation on some random girl’s face…. JWoww Restores Class & Sophistication […]