Holidays are better spent drunk…but I guess you could say that about anything…I am just amazed I bothered posting today as the site is clearly slipping into the fucking sea and while I have better things to do like cry myself to sleep knowing I accomplished nothing this year…and that this new year coming is […]

I decided I am going to become a stand-up comedian. Sure I’m not funny but that’s going to be my act. I figured stand-up comedians get more pussy than bloggers, and despite being married to a massive pussy, it’s more of quantity by piece than a quantity by weight thing I want…. The Christmas Season […]

I got drunk. I fell asleep. For 12 hours. I am not santa. But I’m fat and dying. Merry X-Mas. Fuck you. Leilani Dowding Wishes You a Feliz Bonerdad GO Miley Cyrus Fans Are Fucking Assholes Hahaha – VIDEO GO Live Web Cam Sluts, Can’t Get Enough GO Watch This Guy Clear a Huge Gap […]

This is my 1000th stepLINKS post…. That depresses me…. Where is all my billions of internet dollars and all my model pussy I was supposed to be fucking by now… That’s all I have to say about that….oh and that as a celebration I’m going to fuck Christmas party scraps….Drinking time. Fuck you. Jennifer Nicole […]

This Irina Shayk euro whore turned model will get you in the sexually charged turkey stuffy, stocking stuffing, face stuffing, gift bag stuffing Christmas faster than watching Taylor Momsen singing “Where are you Christmas” in the Grinch…… But I prefer the drunken lonely bitches you meet drinking after Christmas shopping, unhappy where they are at, […]

The interesting thing about being a social outcast, removed from society and committed to a broken down computer screen, is the looks people give you when you are at a bar alone, or drunk alone, or at a movie alone, or shopping for lingerie alone, or looking up skirts alone…..because just cuz they distract themselves […]

Here are the stepLINKs…Tis the season that I’m planning on being more festive than other years…which involved me jerking off to xmas music….this year I’m gonna wear my Santa costume out to every bar and christmas party I crash cuz no one ever kicks out Santa….no mattter how badly he smells of urine, vomit and […]

My wife just gave me shit because all I listen to is Christmas music…it is the only music that makes my miserable self feel warm and ready to let bitches sit on my lap asking me to give them things they want…. She said someting like “Do you and your fucking Christmas music ever fucking […]

I’m feeling angry today – which is possibly due to alchol withdrawal…maybe to do with being stuck in a busy store with my asshole wife the last 3 hours buying plus sized fucking underwear or something equally disgusting….maybe it has to do with too much coffee….but over all it feels good to feel anything but […]