SUMMER IS OVER…..not more bikinis, short skirts, half naked to fight the heat…..and it’s making me confused. I don’t know what the point of that was… I think I had a stroke. I just found out my TWITTER made it into some BEST LATE NIGHT ALEC BALDWIN TWEETS LIST …but I’ve always know my tweets […]

I forget to do my stepLIKS……when you’re drinking hard…his kinda thing happens…here thhye are….happy new year you fucking cunts Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados GO Another Nail in Lindsay Lohan’s Movie Career – VIDEO GO Web Cam Sluts That Will Get You Hot GO Let’s Play a Game of Black Out Baseball GO Leanna Has […]

I have nothing to say…I spent all my energy talking to my spam bot GF on AIM…..she comes to me daily saying the same thing 20/f/california…and I get sucked it… You can add me to FACEBOOK to see day 3’s transcripts… In the meantime, I’ll be drinking and brainstorming ways of being the next Mark […]

I’ve been watching hours of lebanese porn on the internet because I am too scared to leave this basement hell I call home….and I’ve been reminded that the scissor kick move is very gay. On a sidenote, the “N” word was used on the site yesterday accidentally. People need to be less sensitive. I didn’t […]

It’s the weekend. Fuck you. It’s the weekend. Go outside. It’s the weekend. Send me pics of girls tanning in their bikinis. It’s the weekend. I’m drunk. Here are my stepLINKS…. I get a Kick Out of these Creepy Michelle Rodriguez Boyfriend Pics GO Celebrity Planking Pics…. GO Jennifer Aniston is on All Fours Like […]

My vanity facebook project was a huge success…I have 25 fans and shit makes me feel real fucking famous…like I can get in on VIP and get comped dinners and limos and hosting parties like I was Jersey Shore….It confirmed that I am even more pathetic that they are with no fanbase at all and […]

It is July 4th weekend. So if you’re even on the computer, which you shouldn’t be, but likely are cuz you are a loser with no friends, and your family hates you, but luckily you have webcam chat rooms and forums to make you feel connected to other people, even though you’re not connected at […]

I don’t get hate mail anymore. I think people have forgot the site exists…Yep. I’m pretty sure people forgot the site exists. Here are my stepLINKS anyway…I need to drink, negotiate with pussy, maybe film a viral video or two, and end up passed out in a ditch, possibly crying, but likely laughing at how […]

If a blogger makes a blog post that no one reads is he actually a blogger?! Wow….but not as much of a wow as I wish the girl I just watched getting fingered at the gas station….. I need strippers and I need them now….and not discount ones who use a lamp as their pole… […]