I haven’t figured out the concept of TWITTER., I just feel like I am constantly talking to myself and I do enough of that without Twitter. I haven’t figured out the concept behind FACEBOOK, I don’t have friends, I don’t take or upload pictures of myself, the internet scares me, and I fear getting raped, […]

When I don’t drink I get irritated. When I do drink I get irritated. I think I’m just easily irritated. I should work on that, but not right now, cuz I fear that I am going to go blind, not cuz I masturbated too much and that’s what happens when you masturbate, cuz masturbating accounts […]

I am drunk and the coolest person on twitter blocked me. He had 3 followers and called me a faggot. I’m hurt. I was drinking with 15 year olds at some bar. They are easy to please and they will show you tit for a 3 dollar shot. Oh to be young. I think I […]

I am 90 percent there is a midget conference going on in this city. I was out drinking and saw at least 10 midgets and shit blew my fucking mind, so I had to go up and ask a bitch midget if her pussy was big in her circle of midgets, or was it just […]

The internet is dead….and by the internet I mean this site…. I just checked my traffic for the first time in 6 months. Holy Shit. I officially didn’t make it….6 years to realize it…. But I did make my stepLINKS… WTF Video of the Day GO Perky Emo Tits! GO Rosie Huntington Whitely Hot in […]

I don’t know why I started drinking at 10 am, or why I passed out by 3 until 9 pm, but I do know that I am still traumatized by watching my friend fuck that hoooker and I can’t seem to get the smell off my fingers…. While I work on it, here are my […]

Follow me on TWITTER….Since that social shit is the future of the internet and this blog shit doesn’t matter anymore…I’m pretty shitty at it…but it makes me feel relevant…or something…I don’t know…I just use it to see pussy. I’m transparent like that… Here are the stepLINKS…. Bar Refaeli Looking Fucking Amazing in a Tight Dress […]

Here are my stepLINKS…. It is the weekend. I am going to get drunk. I am going to molest. I am already drunk and I already molested myself. It’s gonna be better than typing this on the computer. Fuck yourself…I love you…I’m so confused…Hold me…No don’t, I can’t stand you…What the fuck am I doing […]

I’ve been trying to integrate some dog behavior into my everyday life, mainly when it comes to sniffing asses as girls walk by. I’ve been practicing on my wife, unfortunately, cuz she smells like mothballs, feces, piss and musky asshole, and tonight I plan on having my inaugeral voyage in the park with soccer mom’s […]