Some days the site bores me. I guess it’s hard being the best site on the internet that nobody reads, a place where I get drunk and molest you, and I guess you don’t really care, but I have to take a shit and I’m trying to rush my way through this…. Here are my […]
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2011
28
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Here’s a nice hairy back to start the day…. I don’t know why I find it so funny that I only start work at 1 pm. But I do. Maybe it’s cuz it makes me feel like you’re all suckers, but then I look around and realize that if I had a real job, maybe […]
2011
27
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I witnessed a race war. A little African baby dressed like a pirate and his dad were crossing the street and an Asian almost ran the kid over, making the dad go tribal…the Asian jumped on his cell phone faster than his little cousin made your shoes….it was funnier in person… HEre are my stepLINKS…. […]
2011
18
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I got fan mail…. I never read your blog, except when there are link to it from other sites I like, so I am not really sure how you are the majority of the time. But what I have read in the last little bit makes me really sad. I understand the gossip world, and […]
2011
12
Apr
Kaley Cuoco Shitty Nudes for Allure of the Day
I posted the Ashley Tisdale Allure nudes earlier…. Here is Kaley Cuoco, who I guess is in this issue also. I can see Allure took out the big guns, budget was no object, hire the real A-Listers, put Angelina Jolie and fucking Miley Cyrus on hold, we’ve got two bitches who need all the press […]
2011
08
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I am still doing this birthday thing. I figure milk it for all the free booze I can get…you know, drive that shit into the ground so deep that even a necrophiliac can’t dig it up and fuck it, even though, despite popular belief, I’m not a teenage girl…but I did see a teenage girls […]
2011
06
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I’m drunk. It’s my birthday in a few hours. Fuck you. I don’t do star studded, celebrity hosted events on my birthday. But I do drink heavily and see if I”ll ever die of alcohol poisoning after four day bender….and for some reason, I never do. Lucky for you. Happy fucking birthday. PS – THIRD […]
2011
30
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Hot soup just exploded in my eye. I am typing this with one eye. I think I am officially gonna become a pirate. A life behind an eye patch. I hope I don’t get confused for a gay guy trying to be tough, cuz the only rape I like is prison rape, and that’s just […]
2011
22
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I have nothing to say at this time and that is my right. I got Saki Bombed for Japan. I feel like a Yuppie easily won over by hot Chinese women pretending to be Japanese for the sake of selling soup….You know who you are. I’m classy – here are the stepLINKS! Paris Hilton Hates […]
2011
21
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of the weekend wasn’t as much a highlight as it was a disappointment. I was drunk. My friend went outside to smoke. I stayed inside to drink. He witnessed a 20 year old girl, wasted off her fucking ass, jack up her skirt and start pissin everywhere, her bald pussy for all to […]