I love bush, seriously, and not jus because I want to be different, but because we are supposed to have pubic hair, it is natural, and normal and hides herpes scabs. I have decided since people are trying to put an end to bush, that I am going to protest outside the head quarters of […]

I’ve been tame the last few years, sure I still drink but I don’t do damage, if anything I am a hermit. I have decided to leave my house and get some adventures going. Fingering on the dance floor is bound to happen. Follow the TWITTER FEED – that’s where I’ll be making myself famous, […]

The January Jones titty fans don’t like me writing ABOUT HOW UNEVENTFUL JANUARY JONES TITS ARE , tits that are celebrated, that have helped make her famous, and that make her a working single mother rather than just another statistic…. You didn’t know that everyone’s breasts are asymmetrical? Why single her out for that? I’m […]

I am convinced that the big evil American corporations jack the food in the States with some kind of hormones, or mind altering chemical, because I’m in withdrawal…all I keep thinking about is FAMILY RESTAURANT CHAIN FOOD…It’s affordable and convenient with healthy sized portions that any bitch can get fat on in a 4 day […]

Hey Florida…the girls aren’t as fat, toothless, inbred and poor looking as I expected…In fact there are a lot of fit bitches with fake tits who look like they have a lot of bi-racial babies with their drug dealing boyfriend they met at the club they used to bar tend at…10 years earlier…before retiring and […]

I’m going to EXXXOTICA….a porn convention and I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches….only these peaches aren’t free they charge by the hour….and reality is I probably won’t be eating anything, but hot dogs while waiting in line with a bunch of pervert weirdos hoping to get a shout out even though I fucking […]

I was just in the grocery store behind some fat chick in white leggings that I assume she didn’t know where totally see through. I could see her fucking soul, and by soul I mean her underwear that was jacked up her cellulite ridden ass cheeks, and by underwear jacked up her ass, I mean […]

I used to date a girl who would masturbate all day. I am talking all fucking day, in the most ridiculous settings, whether in public or not, it’s all she ever did. I probably should have expected it considering I picked her up when volunteering at the swimming pool, teaching institutionalized retards to swim. She […]