Time to return to the wife…which would be better if she didn’t smell like fucking shit… Highlight of the AIRPORT was hearing Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West being called on the loud speaker 5 minutes ago. They were about to miss their flight and the Airline ain’t gonna wait for no one…not even […]

Las Vegas clubs are built out of styrofoam and the girls are built out of silicon…The strippers don’t get naked, but they rock the pole harder than a stripper, even though they prefer to be called GOGO dancers. The ratchet girls and hookers rock the VIP tables I managed to sneak my way into…where thirsty […]

Trying to convince girls to come back to my hotel to pee on my face shouldn’t be as complicated or “weird” or creepy as it always ends up being…but being offered incest rape fetish sex from tranny hookers should be…ain’t that the truths. Here are some links…as I keep drinking… Anna Kendrick Slutty for GQ […]

I am so full…of love…I may need to shit it out…all over the nearest thing… Here are some stepLINKS…. Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…Are Fun… GO Lindsay Lohan Selfie GO Best Beach Ever….Alll Kinds of Hot Titties… GO Rosie Jones in Lingerie GO I Always Knew Wrestling was Gay GO Gisele in Lingerie GO Slut […]

I was forgot the lyrics to the love song I was writing for my internet girlfriend, but I think it had something to do with cumming in her ass, or her asshole being the window to her soul, but whatever…. You should add me to FACEBOOK and maybe you’ll one day be my internet girlfriend […]

Hey ladies…Send Nudes…I’ll make you famous. Here are some stepLINKS…. Hot Girls in Selfies GO Carrie Underwood Covers Paradise City GO Madonna’s Daughter Has Some Titties… GO Crazy Motorcycle Stunts GO 100 Pics of Hot Girls Washing Cars GO Glamour Models Playing Together GO Jordan Carver’s Got Silly Tits GO Jennifer Garner in ALlure GO […]

I just spent my afternoon with half naked girls doing amazing things…and I may or may not have fallen in love twice…too bad they didn’t notice me watching from the fire escape…. Here’s a little Miley with Rappers Playing with Gum…. Here are some links… Lady Gaga’s See Through Dress is Offensive GO Girls Showing […]

I am going to go have sex with strangers I meet off the internet…and while I am doing that…Here are some words of wisdom from a french guy with some french sluts who all have anal sex on the first date…No Money, No Candy…. That song makes me feel like this taxi driver…only for some […]

I always thought I was the royal baby…at least that’s what I used to pay hookers to tell me…while they “crowned” me….but today that all changed…but at least I’ll always have the memories to masturbate to…it’s better than love, cuz it doesn’t talk back or make annoying requests from you…like normal wives… It amazes me […]