I agreed to get on video Skype with a big titty black girl last night, even though I never Skype people from the internet, she caught me at a moment of boredom…She was topless, I asked her to do a tribal dance, she’ wouldn’t put a beer bottle in her ass, and she didn’t seem […]

There is something about sleeping through another cocaine fueled party with stepGIRLS and Sybians…that makes me question whether I am a real man…It’s Friday the 13th…this was my bill at the coffee show…spooky evil shit… Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM Big Boobs! GO Chainsaw Prank GO Kelly Brook’s Titties GO I Want to […]

This is what I was doing last night… Oh and this… Let’s hope tonight is better….and while I figure that out…here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras GO Courtney Stodden is a Pile of Fake Tit Trash GO The Most Offenstive Fox News Moments GO Throwback Kate Gosselin Bikini Pics […]

My new favorite way to creep on girls is to find girls who are walking and texting, which luckily is everywhere you look, and basically pretending to walk and text too, so that we collide, and I cop a feel of their asses, tits, vaginas, whatever I fucking can…it’s hours of entertainment and you can’t […]

May your weekend be full of white girls twerking by the pool…and if it’s not…you’re doing something wrong…because twerking is so mainstream now…just leaving the house will lead to ass being jiggled in your face or near your face by a college girl or multiple college girls…thanks Miley, but more importantly, thank the media for […]

Sometimes the text messages you receive are inspiring… For those of you who don’t know what MTL is, it’s Montreal, Which is where i live…and that’s a hot ass in underwear telling me it is going to be in montreal… I can’t believe I have to walk your retard ass through this…. Here’s some morning […]

Turns out that 16 year olds from Europe I was chatting up at a party are not down with DrunkenStepfathers or the pictures I post on INSTAGRAM …because pictures of tits and asses with stepGIRLS writing on them coupled with pictures of pug and random homeless people…isn’t really what the kids these days are into…which […]

Sometimes I wish inviting a girl to come get locked in your basement was taken less seriously, I mean will I ever find a girl who sees the humor and fun that comes with being locked in a basement…why does everything creepy have to be taken so seriously…I mean just cuz I say it, doesn’t […]

Time to return to the wife…which would be better if she didn’t smell like fucking shit… Highlight of the AIRPORT was hearing Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West being called on the loud speaker 5 minutes ago. They were about to miss their flight and the Airline ain’t gonna wait for no one…not even […]