Quitting smoking, quitting drinking, quitting masturbating to your neighbor while she sleeps or whatever weirdness you jerk off to….quitting old obsessions, starting fitness, starting diet, starting budgeting, starting to focus on your dreams, travel more, improving your career….SURE you are bud. To those who are planning to completely change their lives yesterday…we’ll reconnect when you […]

I’m already craving Christmas 2020….only 350 something days to go….BRING ME THOSE PRESENTS…not that I get presents but it’s the whole build up and spirit of Christmas that brings life to my soul. Maybe I should turn DrunkenStepfather into CHRISTMAS content all year round. I think that is my true calling, talking shit on celeb […]

There’s nothing more exciting than hearing everyone reflect on 2019 and plan for 2020…. thank god for social media…I now know that some 60 year old fat girl I’ve never met is planning on traveling more this year….then there’s some other girl who always whines about her sexual assault that happened decades ago and that […]

Today I discovered how fucking dumb people are. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always known the majority are dumb and as time has gone on….I have seen their ability to process thingslikes jokes….get more and more retarded. They just weren’t able to read sarcasm, they weren’t be able to distinguish reality from fact. They couldn’t […]

Here are my brilliant ideas for a Christmas Movie…. White Christmas, as Tight Christmas, a story of devirginizing 40 year old fat girls who never got the dick…and just sort of lived with it…in their depressing one room apartments decorated with pictures of Disney Princesses and a motivational poster.. Or Trimming the Tree, a story […]

I am old…because I see everyone is talking about JUICE WORLD dying…when I just assumed JUICE WORLD was a chain of JUICE kiosks that went bankrupt due to mismanagement…but it’s actually a rapper who was moving 70 lbs of weed and popping pills who basically committed suicide cuz this generation gets famous fast on social […]

I am always weirded out by married couples at the grocery store where the wife is clearly in the process of transitioning because she’s built like a fucking truck, has a fucking beard…and is bossing her defeated husband around about the fucking produce with all her 200 pounds that make her have the body of […]

I read that 1 in 3 women faced unwanted sexual behavior in public this past year…while I’ve experienced zero unwanted or wanted sexual behavior in public…girls have it so good…they get it even when they don’t want it….imagine what happens when they DO want it….plus they have tits they can stare at all day…everyday…lucky…I guess […]

Catching was a girl masturbating has always been a fetish, you know because I still see women as the non sexual beings they are around me….I couldn’t fathom they actually get horny enough to masturbate, you know needing that release like a dude, because it was just so foreign a concept. I had seen it […]

It’s always fun when the obese woman from facebook who used to post pics of her cats and loneliness…finds the ketogenic diet, High Intensity Interval Training, Juicing, Kettlebells, Olympic lifting, and some self help guru philosopher to quote consistently like she wasn’t fucking obese a year ago….and this fitness and wellness is just a replacement […]