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2020

20

Feb

Trying to See Kaia Gerber’s Tit on Cindy Crawford’s Birthday of the Day

Kaia Gerber get a lot of hype because she’s a rich kid with a famous mom. Cindy Crawford. Who happens to be celebrating her 54th birthday today….while her daughter that people like to think of as her clone, because she could be, is out walking the runway as she establishes herself as a “model”…which really […]

2020

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Everyone is programmed to be a victim. You already know that but I was talking to a friend who went to a stripclub, where a fat stripper came up to him to solicit a lap dance, and when he politely said he doesn’t want a lap dance as he just came in for a drink […]

2020

12

Feb

Charlotte D’Alessio’s Skirt Gets Blown Up by the Wind of the Day

Charlotte D’Alessio and her skinny ass is some Canadian rich kid who was “discovered” at Coachella. Sounds pretty fucking hip. She was with Josie Canseco in some pics that went viral and another Canadian who probably knew her from getting his dick sucked by her….TheWeeknd posted the pics. Sounds like dreams do come true. She […]

2020

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If only life was like having giant labia and seeking approval on web forums and groups for girls with big labia. You know target audience that is into big labia there to tell you how great your big labia are despite big labia often times being terrifying. Giving those girls the motivation to go on […]

2020

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

How about that corona virus…ready for the reset??? Same. In big news no one cares about Aaron Hernandez told him mom he was gay before his suicide, so was his being arrested a hate crime against gays? Was he only in football for the showers? Why don’t the people care about Aaron Hernandez closet case’s […]

2020

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The failed pickup line of the night was “we’re going to get rid of all the toilet paper in your house. We are environmentalists and we don’t like the carbon footprint it leaves on the earch. We need to make changes cuz we are woke and Greta told us to. So from this day forward […]

2020

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

There is nothing quite like forcing your wife or girlfriend to watch you jerk off to Old Julia Child cooking show clips, unless you’re more passive aggressive, a CUCK of you will, in which case you can just intentionally have her catch you jerking off to Julia Child cooking videos. It’s actually probably better to […]

2020

17

Jan

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I am sure this is an observation of late night TV. Something that Jimmy Fallon turns into a dumb school yard game. Or James Corden does a song and dance about….but those instagram girls with their religious quotes as the top of their social media bios are ridiculous and not because I hate religion, even […]

2020

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s tragic news, at least from my perspective, is that the URL YoTube.com is taken, so my dreams of making a Hip Hop Youtube because hip hop is the only thing white suburban kids want, and break dancing is now in the Olympics making it so much potential…but then sites like collegehumor fold, not that […]

2020

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year, so I’ve been told. I find all days sort of the same. So if you haven’t killed yourself like you’re supposed to on Blue Monday…you may want to after clicking these links… Everyone preaching Australia to me don’t realize that Australia’s never done anything for […]