On my daily fat person walk I realized that a huge amount of chicks were out with their asses out, like it was the great ass parade of 2024. Girls with short shorts, girls in leggings, girls being girls, because they weren’t all tranny, lesbians, fat or old….but I thought it was weird that they […]

It’s the fucking weekend, get off the computer and go chase some fucking nude chicks in front of waterfalls… But first here are some stepLINKS…. Livvy Dunne Gets Ready for Regionals! LICK HERE Courtney Econ is the Instagram Of The Day LICK HERE Suki Waterhouse Has Given Birth! LICK HERE Gracie Hunt’s Tailgate Must-Haves! LICK […]

As annoying as all the Ukrainian propaganda has been over the last year, which isn’t to say that you shouldn’t have your flags, hate Russia, send all your tax dollars to Ukraine, it’s just to say that to someone who doesn’t give a fuck about wars in other countries, it’s a pretty boring conversation to […]

The crackwhore game is strong, the crackwhore scene is real and the whole thing is exhilarating…. Tonight’s old weathered homeless crackwhore was outside the grocery store begging for change, looking rough as fuck, rockin’ a very erotic mini skirt and sexy pantyhose…her emaciated legs perfectly designed as a scarf…not quite a designer scarf but a […]

Jump into the fucking weekend like a nudist tramp on a trampoline, showcasing the floppiness of her tits, so that they can act like a question at POP QUIZ NIGHT or TRIVIA NIGHT at the local bar you go to because you’re a sad sack of shit, where the visual question is “BABIES OR NO […]

I saw that movie Oppeneheimer was nominated for dozens of Academy Awards and it’s available on the free Amazon Prime subscription I mooch off of….. I figure I could just stare at my wife’s cunt, instead of expose myself to some boring ass revisionist history… I figure that her cunt is the closest thing I’ve […]

It’s Mardi Gras…. So it’s another year I’m not in New Orleans, which is the best place to die, getting flashed by old lady tit….living the fucking dream… Remembering the good times…all in the name if LENT…from an era when we weren’t all married to the instagram social media bullshit…where the tits get flashed through […]

I haven’t figured out where to find hard nipples in public during the winter. It seems like there are so many winter jackets that are kept on, or that the heat is on so high that the nipples don’t get hard in the shirts like they do in air conditioned environments, which leads me to […]

I feel like if I had a purposeful life, I’d have a more meaningful life, a less miserable life, a more enlightened existence….But when your life work involves uploading bullshit celebrity content you can find on instagram with mean spirited commentary about these people I don’t care about for a bunch of assholes who don’t […]

Hey you fucking losers, you’re still visiting websites, that’s hilarious. Don’t you know that life is on social media, what the fuck is wrong with you.. Yes, I realize I update this fucking website, I realize that social media is life, which is why I keep updating this fucking website, there’s something seriously wrong with […]