When you’re on public transit and you feel something rubbing up against you….and you think it may be the girl next to you – only to look at see it’s some homeless looking street kids dread locked rat tail…just a singular massively long dread lock….tickling your neck…you remember why you don’t like public transit… To […]

A Tinder girl told me that I spend a really long time drawing out a really bad joke….and that was based on a series of 3 messages I sent her about our romance….I wonder what she’d think if she saw the site and the 12 years, 40,000 posts dedicated to drawing out this really bad […]

There is supposed to be a massive leak of celebrity nudes – but I don’t care – because I don’t think naked celebs are all that exciting or any kind of miracle – they are all just a bunch of attention seeking sluts anyway – only high end, too expensive for my taste, and I’d […]

The extreme cold does present some great opportunity for the pervert out there with nothing better to do that patrol the streets to help the female homeless and teen runaways…who are so desperate for a warm shower, bowl of soup and HEAT that they will pretty much do anything…from mud wrestling each other in your […]

Your president being executive producer on a reality show during his presidency…is hilarious to me…it puts me in the Christmas spirit, but that could just be the vagina snow, the santa hat I am wearing, the egg nog I drank, the christmas lights….the cake, the shopping, all the happy people who I know are actually […]

Kendall and GIGI both turned 21….and I ate out a 21 year old girl from tinder who was on her period… Milestones…that are both things are equally irrelevant…unless this turns me into a vampire….in which case – watch out… Here are some stepLINKS… Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras CLICK HERE Charlie Sheen as Wild Thing […]

Lesbians are always so angry – and they get really mad when you make reference to them being angry due to not getting enough cock…they find it misogynistic because it assumes that I think cock makes the world a better place, or that I think cock makes the world go round, when really I just […]

When listening to a girl telling her friend about a date that she went on – in the mall food court where I was sitting…because malls are a great place to watch girls shopping for clothes that are too tight and underwear…something I like doing…her friend was drilling her…with “did you suck his dick”…to which […]

The worst pick-up line of the night was “I am going to make you squirt so hard that you die of dehydration, then have my way with you because you can’t say now, since you’ll be dead”… And if it does work for you…marry that woman because she’s obviously a crazy person and crazy people […]