There is supposed to be a massive leak of celebrity nudes – but I don’t care – because I don’t think naked celebs are all that exciting or any kind of miracle – they are all just a bunch of attention seeking sluts anyway – only high end, too expensive for my taste, and I’d […]
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2016
16
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
The extreme cold does present some great opportunity for the pervert out there with nothing better to do that patrol the streets to help the female homeless and teen runaways…who are so desperate for a warm shower, bowl of soup and HEAT that they will pretty much do anything…from mud wrestling each other in your […]
2016
12
Dec
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Obnoxious Hashtag on a Private Island with Other Sluts of the Day
In case you were wondering…Alessandra Ambrosio is in the Bahamas right now…on a private island…doing some bullshit photoshoot at 35 years old…looking good and half naked…despite being 5 years dead in terms of sex appeal according to me…making me wonder if I am a necrophiliac for liking these pics…that aren’t even that exciting…but that happened…with […]
2016
09
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Your president being executive producer on a reality show during his presidency…is hilarious to me…it puts me in the Christmas spirit, but that could just be the vagina snow, the santa hat I am wearing, the egg nog I drank, the christmas lights….the cake, the shopping, all the happy people who I know are actually […]
2016
03
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Kendall and GIGI both turned 21….and I ate out a 21 year old girl from tinder who was on her period… Milestones…that are both things are equally irrelevant…unless this turns me into a vampire….in which case – watch out… Here are some stepLINKS… Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras CLICK HERE Charlie Sheen as Wild Thing […]
2016
02
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Lesbians are always so angry – and they get really mad when you make reference to them being angry due to not getting enough cock…they find it misogynistic because it assumes that I think cock makes the world a better place, or that I think cock makes the world go round, when really I just […]
2016
20
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
When listening to a girl telling her friend about a date that she went on – in the mall food court where I was sitting…because malls are a great place to watch girls shopping for clothes that are too tight and underwear…something I like doing…her friend was drilling her…with “did you suck his dick”…to which […]
2016
30
Sep
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The worst pick-up line of the night was “I am going to make you squirt so hard that you die of dehydration, then have my way with you because you can’t say now, since you’ll be dead”… And if it does work for you…marry that woman because she’s obviously a crazy person and crazy people […]
2016
23
Aug
Stella Maxwell’s Secret Nipple of the Day
You need superhero vision to spot this one, which is probably not a big deal to you, because you’re the kind of loser who sees nipples in even the thickest sweater. It’s part delusional weirdo, part really fucking horny, and it’s 30 percent accurate, but that’s good enough, because as long as your virgin loser […]
2016
28
Jul
Victoria’s Secret Shitty New “easy collection” of the Day
Victoria’s Secret isn’t paying me to promote their bullshit new collection, but I am sure a lot of people are getting paid to help promote their bullshit new collection, that is actually their most appropriately named collection “EASY”…because all the girls who are employed by Victoria’s Secret are EASY…that’s how they got to this level […]