You need superhero vision to spot this one, which is probably not a big deal to you, because you’re the kind of loser who sees nipples in even the thickest sweater. It’s part delusional weirdo, part really fucking horny, and it’s 30 percent accurate, but that’s good enough, because as long as your virgin loser […]
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2016
28
Jul
Victoria’s Secret Shitty New “easy collection” of the Day
Victoria’s Secret isn’t paying me to promote their bullshit new collection, but I am sure a lot of people are getting paid to help promote their bullshit new collection, that is actually their most appropriately named collection “EASY”…because all the girls who are employed by Victoria’s Secret are EASY…that’s how they got to this level […]
2016
29
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of facebook is that it gives me the opportunity to have fights with an award winning Hollywood producer who called out girls at NOBU for being sugar babies, since girls only fuck with him because he’s a hollywood producer… Dude called me a misogynist because he doesn’t understand satire and that this is […]
2016
16
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
The problem with being an old fat out of shape impotent dude with a small penis – is that when you do finally get an erection for the 20 year old who lets you in her ass because it’s the only way she’ll feel anything – you end up pulling a muscle in your neck […]
2016
27
May
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my Memorial Day weekend – here in Canada is that it’s not a long weekend and everything will be like every other weekend, however, I did go in the grocery store and girls were wearing tight shirts and the AC was making their nipples hard, and I like hard nipples….not to mention, […]
2016
12
May
stepLINKS of the Day
When the hot girl in the summer dress with her titties hanging out comes to talk to you after you hold the door open for her at the Starbucks you’d think a bohemian girl like her wouldn’t be going into – forcing you to awkwardly stand next to each other…reaches for her coffee to show […]
2016
22
Apr
stepLINKs of the Day
Is it me – or do you think the full moon and passover have anything to do with the death of Prince…#illuminati…the Jewish Sacrifice… Is it me – or are Prince’s fans as pretentious as Prince was…talking about his gender fluidity, and artistry, when he was a commodity and all that bullshit… Is it me […]
2016
21
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t think people have got over the Prince death yet, but soon enough, they will be back to taking selfies, this is just their opportunity to feed some on topic bullshit to the social media to seem like they have depth…taking ownership in a mass memorial feeding your feed…but the selfies will be back… […]
2016
20
Apr
Vita Sidorkina Naked Enough for LUI Magazine of the DAy
Vita Sidorkina is not Elsa Hosk…but she is a Victoria’s Secret model, probably a one timer, like so many of these other whores they use for a minute to test the waters and to see if they have what it takes to be a top tier mall brand promoting whore, usually from another country… She’s […]
2016
18
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The highlight of my weekend is always going to the stripclub and realizing that I’m even too disgusting to give lap dances to….even when I’m paying… I got rejected from at least 8 – 10 girls and the only one willing to let me grab her tits for 10 dollars a song was some boxy […]