Today…a homeless person asked me if he could move in with me…and at first I as thrown off and though how disgusting that would smell…despite living with a morbidly obese woman…who already fucking smells like shit…and then I thought about how a drug addicted crazy person would probably be really annoying to hang out with […]
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2015
07
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
My failed sext of the day was “I want your period blood dripping down her wrist….” to a girl I was sexting who was on her period…apparently…not the right thing to say… I guess the fact that she had her period meant she wasn’t sexual enough for me…I prefer the girls I sext to be […]
2015
10
Sep
Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day
I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise […]
2015
19
Aug
Victoria’s Secret Models for Fitness of the Day
Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Romee Strijd proved that they are puppets for Victoria’s Secret…getting paid when they read some Victoria’s Secret product detail script pretty much squirting in female ejaculation all over the product…because like their sugar daddy’s…these sports bras dangle money in front of their hooker faces… Not to […]
2015
05
Aug
Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day
This is a commercial by Michael Bay for Victoria’s Secret, it is 15 seconds long and it features their new hookers that they call angels because calling them hookers…would give them the wrong idea and make them think “oh fuck maybe this company views us as replaceable hookers”…instead of “OMG I’m an angel”…who gets paid […]
2015
29
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Girls who think of themselves as signed models make me laugh… I love when I see a cashier at the grocery store and I say “shit, we should take pics of you for the internet”…and she says “talk to my agent”.. I’m like girl, you’re a fucking cashier at a grocery store, at least be […]
2015
16
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I hate that I didn’t pretend I was retarded when I was 2 years old.. I could have faked retarded, I know it…I would have been good. It would have allowed me a life of luxury in an institution…like an all inclusive resort… I would have had zero responsiblity, not that I really do, my […]
2015
10
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
If Midgets were like fat chicks, there would be a lot more midget models…protesting how the world it made for tall people, giving unrealistic expectations for the midget, as the midget can never amount to be someone over 5 feet tall, no matter how hard they try… Because midgets aren’t as annoying as fat chicks…\ […]
2015
25
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I am always amazed how delusional and/or confident some people are. You know, they actually take nude pics of themselves and think they look good…and send them with conviction. No, I’m not talking to the 2 dick pics I got yesterday, one with the caption “do I look small”… I’m talking to the 65 year […]
2015
15
May
stepLINKS of the Day
Failed pick up line of the day “how many guys have you had sex with. I need to know whether I need to eat you out with Saran Wrap or not” That makes me want some Starbucks… No that makes me want hooker Joanna Krupa’s Nude Pic on Social Media… No that makes me want […]