Get into the Christmas spirit, while I try to get into this Christmas hooker, which would be a Christmas Miracle because I am pretty impotent, but the real Christmas miracle would be me not getting AIDS from whatever the fuck this pile of used up woman is… I keep things festive on Christmas Eve… All […]
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2014
12
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I love Christmas Party season, where every restaurant and bar has some kind of work party going on, where I can move in, pretend I am a supplier they never met, drink for free – make out or grope the hottest girls there and if I am lucky end up licking asshole in the bathroom… […]
2014
26
Sep
Victoria’s Secret Nipples in the Catalog Pics of a Flash Back Friday of the Day
Adriana Lima, Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk and a bunch of their new talent are in a recent catalog and I was pretty amazed that they took the “Free the nipple” approach and have finally answered to criticism of the public and the media – about photoshopping these already amazing girls…or more importantly…misrepresenting their products they […]
2014
12
Sep
Reviewing the Russell James Book Launch I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day
Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring […]
2014
01
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Some Muslim Selfie/Sexting….cuz It’s labor day and I drank all day. I figured I couldn’t top all the celebrity leaked pics and videos I didn’t bother posting because I figure there are a lot of powerful lawyers paid big money to protect these high profile people, it wasn’t worth getting implicated in all the bullshit, […]
2014
15
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
A friend of mine fell in love with a girl, so he did the normal thing and followed her home after, only to text me wondering how to seduce her without coming across as weird, so I told him the best way to seduce a girl who doesn’t want to be seduced is to jerk […]
2014
01
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
There’s something entertaining about medical forums where people ask doctors their medical questions online… There’s something erotic about medical forums where women ask doctors their vagina problem questions…and post pics…it’s like awkward sexing between some girl who can’t afford a doctor and a guy who is pretending to be a doctor on a forum because […]
2014
12
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
The cell phone is a mysterious little tool that tracks your every move, location, what you search, what you talk about and who you know that everyone actively participates in using because who really gives a fuck…it’s addictive and will be the fall of society…but the nice thing about it is that it makes everyone […]
2013
14
Nov
The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day
Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some […]
2013
21
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve decided to be a sperm donor, but not the traditional kind that goes to the sperm bank and jerks off for money, I want to be a philanthropic sperm donor who gives needy lesbians mason jars full of my sperm of them to put into their turkey basters to make themselves some babies. I […]