Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring their Angels, and now Kendall Jenner, because I guess she’s bought her way into Victoria’s Secret modelling…
The launch was last night, I wasn’t invited, obviously, but Getty Images was, so here’s my run down of what you missed…
Russell with Branson, because creeper billionaires with private islands like photographers who bring top models there…
Russell with Lima, because there is a bond created when a girl gets half naked and bossed around by a dude with a camera…that involves being allowed to pick her up / cum on her face whenever he wants
Adriana Lima Kissing A Picture of Herself, Something I am sure she does often and everytime she sees a mirror – it’s all part of being an ego
Russell and Sara Sampaio
Three Victoria’s Secret Models…I think Lima is making this event about her…
Russell and Karolina Kurkova
Russell with Kendall Jenner because she pays him to be her photographer
Kendall Jenner with Branson – because her mom taught her how to sniff out money
Candice wasn’t bad….
But Martha Hunt was the best thing there…
Even when Lima was out trying to steal the spotlight…
Josephine Skriver is good too…
So is Elsa Hosk…
Why wasn’t I invited to this again? Oh right, because Lily Aldridge has hated me since she was an LA groupie doing TAMPON commercials
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