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2014

12

Sep

Reviewing the Russell James Book Launch I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring their Angels, and now Kendall Jenner, because I guess she’s bought her way into Victoria’s Secret modelling…

The launch was last night, I wasn’t invited, obviously, but Getty Images was, so here’s my run down of what you missed…

Russell with Branson, because creeper billionaires with private islands like photographers who bring top models there…

Russell with Lima, because there is a bond created when a girl gets half naked and bossed around by a dude with a camera…that involves being allowed to pick her up / cum on her face whenever he wants

Adriana Lima Kissing A Picture of Herself, Something I am sure she does often and everytime she sees a mirror – it’s all part of being an ego

Russell and Sara Sampaio

Three Victoria’s Secret Models…I think Lima is making this event about her…

Russell and Karolina Kurkova

Russell with Kendall Jenner because she pays him to be her photographer

Kendall Jenner with Branson – because her mom taught her how to sniff out money

Candice wasn’t bad….

But Martha Hunt was the best thing there…

Even when Lima was out trying to steal the spotlight…

Josephine Skriver is good too…

So is Elsa Hosk…

Why wasn’t I invited to this again? Oh right, because Lily Aldridge has hated me since she was an LA groupie doing TAMPON commercials

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2014

11

Sep

Russell James’ Book “Angles” with Nude Models of the Day

Victoria’s Secret photographer Russell James put out a book called angels that features:

Abbey Lee, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss, Sara Sampaio, Martha Hunt and bonus Kendall Jenner, who isn’t really a bonus, but who you can assume paid Russell James a lot of fucking money to be a part of a book that is pretty much exclusively Victoria’s Secret models naked for the sake of art, and publicity, probably published by Victoria’s Secret, because Russell James is their main photographer and is essentially owned by them…

Basically reminding us that if you’re rich enough, if there is enough buzz around you, big brands you want to be part of will endorse you, even if you would never make the cut if your family wasn’t the Kardashians…you can buy anything you want even the prestigious titles of spokesmodel for a lower tier in terms of quality brand…the capitalist world is so fucked….but I still like looking at models naked…so here are the pics..

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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