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2013

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my day asking everyone I know for nudes of the Kanye Mistress being used to promote his new Album and pump some new life into an otherwise uninteresting storyline. This is TV people. We gotta keep the drama going because the second the public loses interest…it’s over. I figured by looking at her, […]

2013

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Things haven’t been the same since Angelina Jolie amputated her titties…I haven’t been able to jerk off, fuck, or even eat….all I can do is drink…while mourning this great loss. I never get upset when celebrities die…in fact I just laugh at the shit, but but apparently I do when their tits do. I don’t […]

2013

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw a woman in her Boston Marathon 2013 running gear and I had to ask her if she wears it for attention, you know to have assholes like me ask her if she’s okay or if she’s just advertising that she was there all for attention….you know some girls flash their tits, others […]

2011

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a new pick-up line for facebook… You take a nice photo – I may have to print one up and take it out to dinner and a movie before fuxking it into a mound of papier mâché that I will sculpt into glorious art…. I have a new pick up line I use […]

2011

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still jerking off to a handful of Candian quarters. Partially because I have a hard time cumming, but mainly in anticipation of the day Kate Middleton’s bikini pictures to be on the head side…if you know what I mean…. Not that I care about this Royal Wedding shit….but everyone else does cuz they […]

2024

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Never forget that we live in a world where chicks make millions of dollars selling nudes on an international scale. They hire Indian call centers to sext with the Indians perverts who subscribe to their fan accounts, so that Indian dudes are jerking off to Indian dudes….while the mid chicks who have gamed them are […]

2023

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Cyber Monday motherfuckers, which is where I’d promote some of the amazing deals our CHRISTMAS advertisers were pushing on you as we enter the final phases of the Christmas Season, only the site doesn’t have advertisers anymore, we’re just doing this shit for free thanks to irrelevance. I realize that posting instagram pics of […]

2023

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why you would sit on a computer screen clicking stepLINKS, I mean, I guess that is why you don’t really do that shit anymore because to rot away on a screen when there’s a whole real actual world out there filled with real actual hot chicks dressed half naked seems far more […]

2019

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like I understand the plight of the gay man because I used to be called a queer when I was growing up, I guess I still am, since I write this garbage content on celeb women on the daily…which makes sense.. But in the 80s, I was called a fag because I would […]

2018

03

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Show Their Ass to the Paparazzi of the Day

I Don’t know which model is which, I just see Victoria’s Secret models and their skinny asses… They had an informercial last night that we’ve already posted all the pics from. It was possibly a media blitz, at least in all the trailer park communities that still have cable because it comes free with your […]