I didn’t just have sex with a hooker because that would be wrong…but I did try to take her to as close as I could without have to pay her….or touch her which is usually pretty far because I didn’t get boners… I know…monday nights…they crazy…but not as crazy as these links… Kim Kardashian on […]

The funniest thing about getting drunk alone is when you get caught having sex by mall security….with yourself…because there’s no one there with you to have sex with so you take proactive measures to get the job done..outside the Victoria’s Secret changing room…because they are all your girlfriends….thanks to the Internet bridging that gap from […]

Umlike Harrision Ford, I don’t crash planes…but I do have sex with girls who look and act like private plane crashes…that’s the more appropriate way to address a trainwreck of a sugar baby, not that I get sugar babies, I get the bootleg, low grade sugar babies looking for instagram followers because the site is […]

Sometimes…all you need to brighten up your day…is some titties… Other times…you need hard liquor… Most days…I need both…. Fuck yourself…and here are some stepLINKS… Michael KEaton Putting Away his Academy Award Speech for the Win GO Miranda Cosgrove in a Towel GO Anastasia Ashley Ass GO Guy Fieri Married 101 Gay People GO Some […]

So some fat chick, I’m talking hugely fucking fat chick, almost fatter than my wife, which is pretty fucking fat….chick….matched me on Tinder, because I right swipe everyone. Having no standards in anything I do leads me to a place where I take what I can get, but still judge the fuck out of it […]