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2016

08

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t understand why girls don’t just post their nude selfies as their tinder profiles, because all I’ve had to do to get a nude selfie is say: “I want to see you naked, send me the most naked pic you have on your phone”…. Pretty much as the third or fourth message…to which they […]

2016

01

Jan

Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day

Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, […]

2015

18

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are […]

2015

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey girls… Next time you’re naked – stare at your vagina long enough for it to feel awkward… Do it for me… Because I love vagina…and that’s what I’d be doing if we were together… But I guess we haven’t matched on Tinder…so there’s no hope for us.. Even though I’m a romantic and think […]

2015

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

The most dated thing about this site beside the design, the format, the content…is the fact that I am an internet purest trol…who values my anonymity…because it makes the trolling more entertaining, it’s far less funny when you see the pathetic troll who looks like a troll trolling…plus…I find men who take selfies and crave […]

2015

06

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Social Media of the DAy

@devwindsor @barbarafialho1 fittings 2015. #devonwindsor #barbarafialho #fittings #victoriassecret #vsfsupdates2015 #vsfashionshow A video posted by Victoria's Secret Brasil (@victoriassecretoficialbrasil) on Nov 6, 2015 at 8:27am PST Vitoria’s Secret is pushing their fashion show on social media…to generate the first round of buzz before the televised event that I call their hugely successful infomercial..every Holiday season, the […]

2015

04

Nov

Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day

The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that […]

2015

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s Halloween, which means slutty girls… I am more into Halloween for the horror movies, wishing they would one day come true, mainly because we are overpopulated, but also because they are so fun to watch… You know where some psycho kid out there goes on a slasher rampage like it was a slasher film, […]

2015

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today…a homeless person asked me if he could move in with me…and at first I as thrown off and though how disgusting that would smell…despite living with a morbidly obese woman…who already fucking smells like shit…and then I thought about how a drug addicted crazy person would probably be really annoying to hang out with […]

2015

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My failed sext of the day was “I want your period blood dripping down her wrist….” to a girl I was sexting who was on her period…apparently…not the right thing to say… I guess the fact that she had her period meant she wasn’t sexual enough for me…I prefer the girls I sext to be […]