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Archive for the New Years Eve Category

2016

01

Jan

Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day

Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right….

1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic…

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2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing…

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3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini

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4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art”

NYE-Anastasia

5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying

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6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100.

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7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is…

8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter

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9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya…

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10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site…

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11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed

12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch..

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad….

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14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics…

15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable…

16- Nadine Velazque – Clever…..

17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow…

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18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck

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19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape.

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20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is

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21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard

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22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass

23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer…

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Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot…

A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on

24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!”

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25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show

26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits..

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27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits…

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28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker…

29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating…

30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding…

31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me…

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on

32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts…

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33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18….

34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all…

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35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is…

36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right

NYE-AVA

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2009

21

Dec

Rihanna Flashing Some Tit for a Pre-Recorded New Years Show of the Day

I don’t know what kind of tape or harnesses are jackin’ Rihanna’s tits up, but whatever it is, it is a hell of a lot better than her electrical tape on her shirt in her most recent video, and whatever it is, it is doing a good fucking job, because I haven’t seen cleavage like this shince the strip club 2 nights ago, that wasn’t that exciting and only ended in one fight with one of the whores, who asked me for a dance last. I am talking doing the rounds of the whole bar, including 5 dudes I was with at least twice before lowering her standards, accepting her rejection and lowering herself to ask me to grab her tits with money, only for me to reject her for not having asked me first, since I get that she’s a whore, but really like to be made to feel special, especially since I’m paying the cunt. Needless to say, I got kicked out, something I hope happens to Rihanna when immigration comes knockin’…that way we won’t have her shoved down our fucking throats everywhere we go….and here she is doing a pre-recorded NYE party, because not everything you see on TV is authentic…smoke and fucking mirrors….motherfucker….

Pics via Fame

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