My wife told me that having sex with me is like removing a dry tampon only dick is smaller….despite her being fat and menopausal and even when she got her period she wore fucking diapers…that was nice of her. I am glad I am stuck with her… The other thing I am glad about is […]

Look at them tiny nips….yeah…. The nice thing about being a drunk is that you forget everything, I would assume it is the closest thing to having Alzheimers which is a good thing when you’re a disaster and like to forget…but you already know this… Tonight, I was drinking in some new bar that was […]

There is always a redeeming quality to shoving your dick in the mouth of the girl who hounds you, nags you, gives you shit all day, in a resentment, kind of reclaiming your manhood way…. There is always a redeeming quality to when a girl makes fun of you, knowing you were in her ass […]

A homeless native prostitute drinking a 40 of beer asked me for change in a real lazy way…hand out no real song or dance or offering that would make me give her change. If you don’t have an act, and I’m not paying you for sex, I’m not throwing money at you…especially in this credit […]

It’s Memorial Day, but I am not American so I don’t need to send out a fake thank you to all the troops, who really joined the army due to not having other options, or living out an obligation they thought they had to live out, because of family pressure or whatever. That’s not to […]

The number one problem with the internet is that you can’t just physically meet up with people who fuck with you, knowing that in person they would fuck with you far less. You know show up at their office with a note written in blood that reads “LOL” like their last message they sent you….making […]

I always find it funny when I see a fake ass tits fake girl who gets naked on social media – calling out fake people for being fake…in what is some kind of social media tantrum…because today, I clicked a random girl’s story and saw her bitching about fake people being the worst, only to […]

I am just knee deep in mother’s day, because with every mother’s day comes a Mother Fucker day, for the men who fuck mother’s and have to pretend that they are happy that the woman bred with them, giving the this labor intense, annoying, expensive existence that is no longer their own….all in exchange for […]

I always wonder what the pussy of the white girl with dreads shopping at the thrift shop with her armpit hair flowing in the vent fan…smells like…. Or the girl in leggings at the coffee shop who just finished yoga class…what does her pussy smell like… I guess in general…as a general concept….the core of […]