The world may be an annoying place, but not as annoying as cumming in an ovulating girl who refuses to take the morning after pill because she wants to have your baby…. Not that that’s every happened to me, but I assume it’d be annoying…. So these whining fame whores playing victims for the world […]

It’s hard out there for a pervert…I mean not a public pervert like myself, but a pervert who is high paid and has scammed the 400 million dollar movie deals…it’s a hard time to be that pervert…because he fronted and masked his perversion to get the deals..and now the girls he perved on have turned […]

The only interesting thing that is happening with this Harvey Weinstein is a deplorable creature who fucks girls who are willing to fuck him at the time of the fucking – because they want him to hook them up…is that all these celebs who are working with him are saving face publicly, while their teams […]

Vaginas don’t get wet enough for me…I see these videos, soaked panties, squirting, all that other stuff…and for some reason..they are all sand paper to me… Maybe it’s the level of sexy I bring to the table…or maybe it’s the menopausal level of the woman….or maybe these street hookers don’t feel anymore…but you’d think they’d […]

I don’t know why my autocorrect keeps writing lesbian, I don’t have a lesbian fetish, lesbians hate me, but I guess I did see two lesbians in the park today, who I didn’t know were lesbians, because the young, new lesbians, look like regular hot chicks dressed like girls, unlike the lesbians of my generation, […]

Now more than ever, Rape jokes are important to make…because we live in an era where rape jokes are frowned upon and if said to the wrong person can get you beat, or arrested for assault or some shit, and really…we need to band together… What I’ve realized is if you make rape / murder […]

When you suggest doing very vile things to either yourself or with a girl who you are sexting – and you go too far – thanks to being a depraved weirdo with sexual issues thanks to growing up perverted in a world that wasn’t perverted before the world becoming perverted and you needing to step […]

It is mother’s day, so there will be a lot of tribute statuses on social media by hot enough chicks, sad that their mom’s are dead….but you, you are a hero, and you know that when you are a hero, you can get into a girl’s pants pretty easily….and that is why I suggest you […]