You know how I bitch about my wife always wanting to have sex with me and how it makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I tell her to fuck off with her fat dirty vagina, but fuck her anyway, well 6 or 7 weeks ago, I guess she got the hint and stopped […]

I haven’t read my email for 5 days. That probably makes me a bad business man. Other things that make me a bad business man…everything about me. I’m not that guy. But I will post my links, because it is the right thing to do. The other right thing to do, give a little shout […]

I haven’t been on the computer since noon. I went on a couple missions. None of them involved me getting laid. One of them ended in me getting drunk and pissing all over my pant leg in a packed bar because I couldn’t aim properly since I don’t really have much to fucking work with, […]

I’ve been getting a lot of hate mail lately. Apparently the site isn’t as good as it used to be. Apparently I’ve lost my touch. I was thinking about going into my archives to see what all 3 of these people were trying to say, but then I remembered that my site was never good […]

So my rich friend let me ride in a taxi with him tonight because we were drunk and he didn’t feel like losing his license. He’s a pussy like that. I was trying to convince him to go for it because the worst that could happen is that we both die or someone we run […]

I didn’t post much today because nothing interested me enough to go to the trouble of writing about so I just linked the sit her.. It was a boring uninspired day. But I did get this comment that I wanted to comment on: Yeah, when someone slams the religion they always do it with Christianity, […]