I got into a situation today when I went to a friends house for lunch. He took me to a strip mall diner 30 minutes out of the city like we were on a fucking bus tour or some shit and when when we got there the food tasted like shit. So here I am […]

I love that out of the 10 people who read this site, 5 of you email me asking to hang out and you are dudes. I generally don’t meet men off the internet…so you may be out of luck. I do however meet men who take me to movies, but not in a gay way, […]

This is my link dump, it’s better than my real dump. I rarely bring up bodily functions, but I am letting you know that these links may be shit, but they are better than a real shit. So click on them and enjoy yourself and if you have anything to submit, email me. Jessica Simpson […]

I have been sick on and off for the last month. It is worse now that it’s ever been and that is why I haven’t updated the site in a few days. I did however gather some links to occupy you until my return to the website updates. I have missed a lot of good […]

Like Leonardo I enjoy being naked. There are many times that I find myself naked in inappropriate places, like the mall, the grocery store and church. I remember being in an old pair of jogging pants at church, and I got an erection. I was fucking hard while this man was telling me how Jesus […]

Like Leonardo I enjoy being naked. There are many times that I find myself naked in inappropriate places, like the mall, the grocery store and church. I remember being in an old pair of jogging pants at church, and I got an erection. I was fucking hard while this man was telling me how Jesus […]