I’d say that I was mourning Wes Craven’s death…that’s why I slept in, but the truth is I got drunk and at 3 am I started sexting and sloppily and embarassingly tried masturbating while hiding in the bathroom so my fat wife didn’t hear, but I failed due to impotence and the fact that the […]

Being 45 and going to college frosh parties..is both awkward and amazing…creepy and rewarding…because girls are serious perverts and are surprisingly into it… I think the only disappointing thing in life as a general observation is that people know more words than “Hi, Bye, Please, Thanks”…those are the only important words anyone should say, but […]

I am not a Kardashian…and therefore I do not exist… I have decided to become a travel blogger…This is my first entry where I review the Hilton Garden Inn…. A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 2, 2015 at 2:08pm PDT Here are some stepLINKS… Huge Fucking Tits CLICK HERE Ice T and Coco […]

Girls who think of themselves as signed models make me laugh… I love when I see a cashier at the grocery store and I say “shit, we should take pics of you for the internet”…and she says “talk to my agent”.. I’m like girl, you’re a fucking cashier at a grocery store, at least be […]

My favorite day of the week is when a girl I sext orders herself new butt plugs…especially when the girl I sex is an 18, almost 19 year old who has come to terms with her sexuality thanks to years of watching porn and being 18, almost 19 in this sexy era… My least favorite […]

People find it weird that I get videos from random girls getting fucked up the ass. I am just so used to it that when I say “Oh I just got another video of a random girl getting fucked up the ass”…I don’t expect the moms around me at the grocery store to be so […]