I spent the afternoon – staring at some girl’s tit through the armpit of her cut off band t-shirt…because girls, along with wearing short shorts..don’t wear bras…don’t bother me none… but what does bother me is that women are on this down with the patriarchy nonsense, sexual harassment nonsense, but still want dudes to pay […]

Last night I saw a social justice warrior rudely ask for a gender neutral bathroom as if expecting there to not be one and when the staffer said “it’s in the back” she just stood there shell shocked with nothing to fight – no uprise – she or should I call her “it” just had […]

I like telling girls who are dressed in leggings to not bend so deep when reaching for the peanut butter – I’m wearing sweatpants and don’t want to get a boner,it’ll be embarrassing in more ways than I’m prepared to be embarrassed – while pointing at my dick in loose fitting, soiled, ripped sweat pants […]

I hate when my fat wife comes home after a weekend away and starts interrogating me about the blood stains on the sheets…. Sure, she hasn’t had her period in the last 10 years, but that doesn’t mean my male dog can’t…. Right? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON DAY 2 OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH? Here […]

Sometimes…good things happen, like a girl you’ve wanted to see naked forever, accidentally sends you a pussy pic… Other times…they don’t…like when one of your homies accidentally sends you jerk off videos…claiming it was meant for a tinder chick… Here are some stepLINKS… A Bunch of Great Fucking Asses CLICK HERE The Tom Brady Gisele […]

Crotch Shots are the New Butt Shots…So ladies jack your panties into your pussy…so this stepdaddy can see your pussy definition without seeing the actual meat that makes up your pussy…because sometimes that meat in pictures can throw a motherfucker off with it’s level of graphic…while pussy definition offers mystery and suspense and wonderment of […]

People really didn’t like my “if you get raped – it’s not cheating.” joke… That was really only half a joke… Because if you’re a girl with a fat impotent man, sexually frustrated by not the kind of girl who wants to go fuck the pool boy, or the kid’s soccer coach, or even the […]

I was talking to a feminist about rape culture, which is a pretty annoying, yet relevant thing people won’t shut up about…and as a feminist leader, like I am, I feel like drawing attention to guys manipulating girls into sex, or getting girls drunk for sex and having sex with them when they are drunk, […]

The first time I was accused of rape…no one to her seriously… because she was drunk… LOL…this Rape Culture is so silly… I have never actually been accused of rape…it’s just that any girl who has had sex with me has felt extreme remorse, shame and feelings of violation…even if it was at their own […]

The most fascinating thing that happened to me was following a chubby girl in the smallest and tightest shorts of all time..her ass was hanging out of the shit….probably a hipster, I mean they are all fucking hipsters these days, it’s the mainstream…the drug fueled, misimformed, anti corporate while in designer clothes, vegan who eats […]