There are a lot of thing that are better when drunk, you know one of those things that you can really appreciate a lot better when drunk, one of those things that just works better drunk and that you’d never revisit unless you were drunk after experiencing it dunk. And that thing is anal sex […]

Girls don’t like when you tell them you masturbated to a pair of their panties…especially when they live in your building, you’ve never talked to them before, and they walk in on you in the laundry room, on their way to fold their clothes, only to find you’ve beat them to it…if anything they get […]

Failed pick-up line of the day Have you ever made a man cum in a glass, freeze it, and make a popsicle out of it? Do you want to? Everyone loves popsicles…. Here are some stepLINKS… Slutty Celeb Dress of the Day GO Lookin Down Blouses…. GO 45 of Your Childhood Crushes GO Rita Ora […]

The comment of the day goes to some random bitch who calls herself Sarah Palin… homophobic racist fat basement dwelling pervert I love that I bring out such positivity out of people…you know sure it seems negative to call someone those things, but it brings me great joy knowing I helped some uptight cunt release…life […]

GET THIS AWESOME SHIRT BECAUSE I LOVE THE GIRL WEARING IT…. Sometimes when your friend rubs his finger in your face after fingering a homeless girl on…and it smells like a dirty asshole…you have to ask yourself…whether he was fingering a chick….or a dirty asshole…but more importantly…you better wash your face… Here are stepLINKS…. Ireland […]

This just in… When you are mid jerk off and the girl you’ve been writing dirty messages to finally decides to sent you a pussy video…only her pussy videos actually stars her cats – you’ve probably been friendzoned Here are some stepLINKS…for those of us who don’t have friends…. I like Joaguin Phonix’s 19 Year […]

I’m like the black guy in the back alley girls cross the street to avoid….but the internet version with a smaller penis only instead of raping you, i will sing you love songs, which some would argue is worse than rape. Here are some stepLINKS… Steve Porter Does the Crack Mayor Remix GO Toronto Mayor’s […]

Turns out that inviting girls you’ve never met before to shower with you is a bad strategy to get them to actually shower with you…even if you suggest you keep your underwear on…apparently they find it creepy and are only into showering with you if you don’t actually tell them your intentions in advance…go into […]

Sexting gets boring when the people you know stop fucking with you….but it is still more productive than when you send your pervert messages to random numbers hoping that one of them will be an eager slut…because statistically it won’t be…and statistically if it is one…it’s usually a creeper setting you up… Here are some […]

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