I just got back from a Jewish halloween party. I know, I thought it was Halloween for Jews everyday, you know with their beards, curly sideburns and amish lookin’ outfits, but I was wrong. I got to this bar and it wasn’t a mitzvah and I was surrounded by 20 year old Jews dressed like […]

Halloween is a fantastic day to kidnap kids. It’s a great day to put razor blades in apples for kids. It’s a great day to invite kids back inside to get that extra candy that you have hidden in your ass. It’s a great day to go out and buy tequila shots for girls dressed […]

Hayden Panettiere was the next girl on my To Stalk List. I came across these topless pics and felt like I should post them. I am not into blood and guts but it is halloween. I am also not the one who came up with this joke, some dude emailed it to me today and […]

Look how clever Jennifer Love is…she knows that it’s halloween and that it’s a time to dress like a whore and here she is rocking a Charlie Chaplin suit. Something about as attractive as jerking off to pictures of your great grandfather outside the saloon during the gold rush. To make things worse, she’s walking […]

I am shaking in the corner like a rape victim in an alley in the rain, but that has nothing to do with these stepLINKS, that’s just my intro. I am back with the stepLINKS cuz that’s really what this site is known for so you better get clicking cuz I’m back. If you haven’t […]

This bitch is 21 and has starred in such amazing movies like American Pie Bandcamp back in 2005. I guess that would explain why bitch is on a fucking budget and is buying her useless attempt at being a whore costume at Wal Mart. I went out on Saturday night looking for bitches dressed like […]

This bitch is 21 and has starred in such amazing movies like American Pie Bandcamp back in 2005. I guess that would explain why bitch is on a fucking budget and is buying her useless attempt at being a whore costume at Wal Mart. I went out on Saturday night looking for bitches dressed like […]

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with American Apparel leotards. This is before I hated every Jewish bitch and her Yoga obsessed mother turned hipster. I still think that there is something really fucking sexy about a bitch rocking a piece of clothing that touches her tits and her box all at the same […]

I am not sure if this is a Spice Girl or not. I came across these pics and they were labeled Melanie B. The only brown Melanie B I know is the Spice Girl, but I am not really the expert here. I always get dissed for being wrong, like the time I said a […]

I am not sure if this is a Spice Girl or not. I came across these pics and they were labeled Melanie B. The only brown Melanie B I know is the Spice Girl, but I am not really the expert here. I always get dissed for being wrong, like the time I said a […]