Some of you might wonder what percentage of whores on instagram look better in person than they do in their slutty content, and what percentage looks dramatically fucking worse becase they use that photoshop bullshit… Others, probably just accept what the screen is telling them because you shouldn’t bother questioning the tits… I’m more interested […]

Normally, I am the toxic male gaze that girls have decided exists and that they’ve been coded to dress for, in that I go into the grocery store produce section in the middle of summer, ideally on a rainy day and stare at all the hard nipples… So normally, I am the guy staring at […]

Like fat girls playing pickleball in spandex for instagram…. These are the days of our lives… I’ll take the fat chick trying to be the hot half naked influencer chick over the girl who went genderless and weird in some libtard brainwashed meltdown….because a fat chick cosplaying as a hot chick being slutty is far […]

WEEKEND LEAVE ME ALONE. CLICK ON STEPLINKS while I stare at the fucking wall and plot life changing posts for next week…. You don’t give me enough gifts… Just so you know… Here are some stepLINKS…. Madison Beer Escapes in New Music Video! LICK HERE Chari Hawkins Shows Off Team USA Uniforms! LICK HERE Katy […]

Everything you see on TV is fake as fuck…even the tits…even when it’s real…. Everything they want you to see happens because they want it to happen….and they want you to see it…otherwise they just make it go away. The system is rigged…and it’s all orchestrated…..some call it a simulation…others call it bullshit…but if you’re […]

It’s the fourth of July Celebrate your country while you’ve still got a country… Shoot off fireworks….drink beer….eat hot dogs and stare at tits in a bikini…. The way your founding fathers intended things to go…you white trash degenerate fucks… TO INDEPENDENCE and FREEDOM we’ll probably never actually have unless we go off grid… Don’t […]

2 Girls – 1 cameltoe… I like that all the fat girls and gross girls getting in on the fake argument of “don’t sexualize me, I’m just living with my tits out so that you notice me”…the whole “I am so tired of leaving the house being sexualized”…because I have no problem not sexualizing a […]

It was Canada Day… I got myself in a sticky situation…. Maple syrup for lube….It’s family tradition….Better than poutine sauce…or the actual maple tree… Not that I use lube, we always aim for as much friction as possible in hopes of feeling something….THE VAGINA WALLS DON’T TOUCH. I just said it to try and impress […]

Sometimes you have to wonder how different your life would be if you were born with a giant life dick…even if you have a big dick…imagine if it was twice the size…. As someone who has an inny not an outty, I’ve never really let my micro penis negatively impact my life….my life was negatively […]

It’s the first day of summer, that doesn’t mean girls will dress sluttier than they already do, because we’ve got thong bikinis in the grocery store in the middle of winter in these parts, that’s just how slutty we’ve gone as a people. But we can always hope they do….since it’s summer….OFFICIALLY….in this world they […]