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2020

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So what you’re saying is that this is worse than that vape disease?? As a follow-up to my “Nurses are heroes but don’t deserve celebrity money that celebrities who aren’t heroes get” wasn’t meant to offend the essential workers who are idiotically still going to work for their same pay… What it was meant to […]

2020

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

People are like the real heroes are nurses, truckers, etc…not the celebs and athletes you are obsessed with…nurses deserve more…kind of thing…..when no one EVER thought celebs were heroes or worthy of the money they make. We’ve all known they are useless scammers who don’t matter and don’t work. They just have revenue share deals […]

2020

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Everyone is mad, or at least talking about Bill Clinton saying that he fucked Monica Lewinsky to deal with his anxiety, makes sense to me, busting nut is the number one cure for anxiety and you sure as hell aren’t busting nut to Hilary Clinton. I mean dude had a stressful job, being president is […]

2020

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not a germaphobe, I think everyone is disgusting, but I’ll still stick my tongue in an asshole….and I am not really scared of Viruses…seeing as I survived the AIDS crisis with a Tranny Fetish…I don’t actually have a tranny fetish, I was just trying to make a point that the women I fucked […]

2020

06

Feb

All the Tits Out for AIDS at the Amfar Gala of the Day

I thought AIDS wasn’t a death sentence anymore. All the queers on the queer dating apps you lurk on because you’re bored of pussy after all that porn, marriage, failed relationships and ready to dive into the inner faggot you’ve always known you were are on PREP, some AIDS cocktail drug they all take daily […]

2020

27

Jan

Grammy Award Winning Tits of the Day

Funny story. I watched the Grammy Awards last night. I NEVER watch the Grammy Awards. I didn’t live blog my Grammy Award coverage because since Twitter deleted my account, I feel no real point in doing that, I have 10 followers on twitter who don’t fucking care and I don’t expect live tweeting the Grammys […]

2020

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

There is nothing quite like forcing your wife or girlfriend to watch you jerk off to Old Julia Child cooking show clips, unless you’re more passive aggressive, a CUCK of you will, in which case you can just intentionally have her catch you jerking off to Julia Child cooking videos. It’s actually probably better to […]

2020

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to go to parties, go to clubs, go to strippers, end up in weird situations with weird people but now I just go to the grocery store. That’s my party since everything I need is on a screen, I have no FOMO and I am not interested in conversing with the new generation, […]

2020

07

Jan

Margaret Qualley Crochet Panties of the Day

Margaret Qualley shot by Juergen Teller for that W Best Performers Series or whatever. Juergen Teller is one of those legendary “Fine Art Photographers” who takes a lot of nudes. He’s from Germany and they are weird at least sexually. Just ask Heidi Klum’s vagina that’s been banged out FAR too aggressively by SEAL. Margaret […]

2019

25

Nov

All the Tits at the American Music Awards of the Day

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The bootleg scam that are the American Music Awards happened and I assume no one fucking cared, at least I hope that no one cares… It is a Dick Clark presentation that despite him being dead is still the pile of shit that it always was, only now we have options to do other things […]