So someone left this comment addressed at me…. Do you ever read your posts after you are done or do you just go with it? Half of your sentences don’t make sense or are missing words. Plus you said you would fuck a bowl of jello and eat it after, that’s disgusting, do you like […]
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2008
10
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I asked a dude from Brazil who emailed me if I would get killed if I visited his country – this is his reply Sorry but believed to be talking with people educated, Webmaster, my email is normal, and if you come to Brazil you will not be dead, you are being aggressive on me […]
2008
28
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
So it turns out that I have been sick the last 3 weeks and everyone I come across is dropping like flies with this virus and calling me to bitch me out for getting them sick. They all call me the outbreak monkey and I tell them that they shouldn’t let the outbreak monkey spit […]
2008
10
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I think I just won the lottery. Someone bought me a ticket to go to the porn awards in Vegas and I leave in an hour. I never get to go anywhere and generally hate leaving my house so this is a bit of an adventure. If I get sluts to show me their vagina’s […]
2007
27
Nov
I am – Adriana Lima and Marisa Miller in the Victoria’s Secret Fitting Room of the Day
I’ve been getting a lot of slack for not being a site that is accessible to girls. They get turned off because of my sleazy commentary offends them and they never come back, even though every post I write is for hot chicks, because if I wasn’t trying to get hot girls to love me […]
2007
22
Nov
I am – Miranda Kerr Bikini Fashion Show Pictures of the Day
Guess who just woke up still drunk from the Thanksgiving party I had for myself last night that involved drinking and a turkey that wasn’t so much of a turkey but more of a bottle of Whiskey……Here’s some Australian model named Miranda Kerr modeling some bikinis. It’s Thanksgiving and I figured I should throw something […]
2007
21
Nov
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Some girl emailed me asking to be my muse. I told her that if she wants to be my muse she has to have sex with me and by sex I mean lick my asshole because that’s where my inspiration comes from, but since I am a nice guy, I’d hate to have to put […]
2007
20
Nov
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I think I burnt myself out this weekend or some shit. I was deathly ill and still managed to try to drink that shit away and have been hurting even more than I was last week. I woke up and was ready to fuckin’ hustle but then got tired and have slept since mid afternoon, […]
2007
13
Nov
I am – The Victoria’s Secret Angels Fly Virgin Airlines of the Day
I guess the best thing about the Victoria’s Secret Angels flying Virgin Airlines, is how many virgins jerk off to their pictures everyday. Yes, I am talking to you. Speaking of talking, I was trying to seduce some model who is in Tampax commercials that I came across on the internet, because I feel like […]
2007
11
Nov
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t know where I found this picture, but I know why I saved it and the reason is simple. Cheesy dudes ruin hot chicks and makes them care about shit that is so irrelevant in life because they are cheesy dudes and they care about irrelevant shit like the rims on a car, so […]