I still haven’t sorted out my internet connection, so I am all fucking confused. The internet is my second best friend besides booze. I was trying to interview some crackheads tonight that I found in an alley and they weren’t too into the whole thing and ended up going fucking insane on me. When I […]

I always go over how fucked up the world is right now and how girls feel empowered to be like dudes and fuck as much as they can and move from dude to dude because it makes them feel good about themselves and like being a sexy and desirable thing. I like to blame hip […]

My wife thought I died last night because I never came home. I ended up getting wasted doing tequila shots until 8 in the morning because tequila shots make me feel alive. I ended up waking up in a closet at some after party venue and didn’t remember much of the night except for trying […]

I knew this kid a couple years back who was a natural player. Dude got pussy every time he left his house. It just wasn’t a thing for him. He didn’t even try to seduce girls. He was just something they all wanted to get with. I am talking from the hottest girls imaginable to […]

I am drunk…Here Are My links…. Some Chick Named Erin is Sexy and Single in a Bikini in Video GO Nicole Richie is Pregnant in Jail GO Some Chick Named Cora Skinner Posing in Her Underwear GO Never invite Fat People To Your Inflatable Pool….Video You’ll Love… GO Big Woman Slips and Falls V ideo […]

I have this friend who has no moral boundries when it comes to speaking with other people. It doesn’t matter who we are with or where we are. It’s not that hes trying to piss people off, he just honestly doesn’t fucking know any better. We were sitting around my friends house on the weekend, […]

Well its been a hell of a week that’s for sure. Today was a huge pain the ass for Nell and I. I still haven’t sorted out the photo thing quite yet, so sit tight, I know the fucking adds and all the bullshit is annoying. Jesus is out trying to get erections from chinese […]