I know that quarantine had you so lonely that you were trying to adopt an over 18 year old refugee from some other country, like Sweden. you know to feed your maternal instinct and give some of that love you’ve got to give to a worthy cause…but it didn’t quite pan out because adoption clinics, […]
- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
Search Results
2018
20
Aug
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I was outside a restaurant in a pretty decent suburban area…and this nicely dressed old as fuck lady came up to me…she struck up a conversation and was pretty articulate, not like the crackhead idiots I am used to interacting with and she asked me not to be offended by what she was about to […]
2018
21
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
When the weekend rolls around, I generally like to shut down the stolen computer I use and my cell phone, not because I am this exhausted maverick business man, who is on some schedule with my life coach to be less of a workaholic, or I’m some millionaire wife on some holistic attempt to remove […]
2018
08
Jan
Golden Globe Whores of the Day
The Golden Globes happened, apparently, I mean I assume they did, I didn’t watch the shit, but there are pictures from the shit, that I can assume was the worst pile of bullshit pandering publicity stunt, partially because all award shows are bullshit publicity stunts, celebrating people who have already won, for their overpaid work […]
2017
27
Feb
Vanessa Hudgens in a Racy Lingerie Outfit for AIDS of the DAy ,
Vanessa Hudgens wore lingerie as outerwear at some AIDS event which would be inappropriate if AIDS wasn’t the Gay disease…seeing as lingerie is the gateway to unprotected sex with strangers…or homeless people…or really trannies wearing lingerie…which is basically where AIDS lives now…. It’s not a death sentence, probably due to events like this, that take […]
2015
02
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Now that Halloween sluts are over… We’re back to everyday sluts… But we can look forward to Thanksgiving Sluts… Some Black Friday / Cyber Monday sluts… Christmas Sluts…and Kwanza Sluts…even hanukah sluts.. Then there’s the Boxing day Box Sluts and some New Years eve sluts… But I’m most excited for some Winter Solstice sluts. SLUTS […]
2013
01
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I always find it funny when I get requests to take nude pics off the site… Nude pics that I had nothing to do with taking…or putting up on the internet…or even finding at putting them up in the stepFORUM…. It’s always requests from dudes, who are clearly ex boyfriends, who have been caught and […]
2012
13
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I have decided that as much as I hate procreation…the world needs as many of me as possible…so in efforts to make that happen I have poked holes in the condoms I use on the variety of woman I have sex with….creating a master race in my image….a race that will grow up fatherless…just cuz […]
2012
01
May
Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco Nude in Allure of the DAy
I already posted SOME OF THE ALLURE NUDE PICS FROM LAST MONTH’S ISSUE and forgotten about it….but that was before seeing these photoshopped pics of Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco who are showing a little nudity, strategic nudity, but nudity none the less….Maybe it is their way of saying they are wild and crazy….maybe Tisdale […]
2012
19
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
1- I am going to spend the next 4 years of my life visiting each of you for dinner…..one by one…..to really get to know each other. It will be filmed. 2- 16 year old girls talking to their hot moms about getting their vaginas lasered in public should be illegal cuz masturbating to it […]