So some girl asked to be my intern today and I don’t really know what I do let alone coming up for things for her to do. My first thought was to have her write the site for me – while I drank cocktails and got lap dances all day, but realized I can’t afford […]

More from Flynet and their quest to kill Jesus Martinez (me). The DMCA letters, invoices and emails that are sent to you and you host is confidential information, not material for you to post on your site. What you are doing is illegal and we are now receiving emails and calls from some of your […]

I wrote Diablo Cody this Email: hey good writer I guess you’re pretty proud that someone has finally recognized a talent you always thought you had. I have a blog too, but I don’t know how to write. I came across your movie and got a boner, the first boner that I’ve had in a […]

So it turns out that my host just dropped me as a client today, which is the first time someone’s ever refused money from me, except that time I tried to get a stripper to put my beer bottle in her ass, but that’s not really part of their job unless you have lots of […]

One of my Jewish readers hates me because I made fun of Jewish teenage girls who go out in public during the day looking homeless, despite stepping out of Mercedes SUV’s and drinking their expensive designer cofffees, this is what he wrote to me: Dear DrunkenStepfather, I just wanted you to know that I took […]

I tend to get drunk on Friday during the day and always end up not sobering up enough until Sunday night to post my links – I really should work on that – but if you knew me then you’d know it was the least of my worries. I got some hate mail this weekend […]

So someone left this comment addressed at me…. Do you ever read your posts after you are done or do you just go with it? Half of your sentences don’t make sense or are missing words. Plus you said you would fuck a bowl of jello and eat it after, that’s disgusting, do you like […]