I have a drinking problem. I can go a day or two without drinking, but the second I have a chance to pour whatever the fuck I can down my throat I take it. Last week was one of those nights, and it turns out that I got a little messy. I was told earlier […]

Here’s a good story – there’s a lesbian, I’m talking unshowered cargo pant wearing lesbian with dreads who wanders the streets around where I live. I asked her how much she makes and she said 4 dollars an hour or some shit, just panhandling by walking between cars in traffic, while she should be suckin’ […]

The economic crisis is hitting close to home. I just had to fire 50% of my staff which is pretty shitty considering the fucker won employee of the month for the last 48 months straight. It’s also too bad because I am the only person who works here, but times are tough and my couch […]

Still no hate mail but I came up with a new really insane sign off to my emails….it goes like this: Jeuss….Like Zuess But Mo’ Wetter…and I aint talkin bout the Weather….I mean Jesus Martinez. Thanks. Good Times. And it makes no fucking sense. I figure it comes in handy when dealing with people who […]

I’ve had some bad internet luck the last couple days and I am trying to sort it out but it’s not working out too well for me. What is working out for me is that people still hate me despite my absence from the internet and are sending me hateful messages. Here’s one I got […]