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2017

06

Dec

Diane Kruger for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Diane Kruger for the Foot Fetishists

Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 50 and who is probably best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson…because I like to reduce some Hot German’s chick existence to dating some twat from Dawson’s Creek…you know substantially less famous than her…..or successful than her…but because he was on some shitty Katie Holmes TV show I’ve never watched….he defines her….( CLICK HERE TO SEE A KATIE HOLMES LOOKING LIKE SHE’S DYING OF CANCER WITH SURI

She’s been in so many shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3….

I like to think of her more as a German weirdo, with Nazi ancestors, who is pragmatic but also likes shitting on and being shit on….or doing the shitting…in the Berlin Sex clubs to off set their weird history…

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2016

31

Aug

Diane Kruger is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day

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40 year old Diane Kruger has a 40 year old face – but she’s recently single and she’s looking pretty fucking great – her body is pretty fucking rocking – her nipples are pretty fucking youthful – and as much as I hate 40 – modern science has made it not so bad to jerk off to – sometimes…

My brain tells me she’s an old lady, I know she’s an old lady, we can’t hide that she’s an old lady…but not having kids and being of the Aryan German DNA that we can assume was modified to created a superior race – paid off…

This is good..single life at 40 baby..I’d fuck it.

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She did a not so shameless video on the beach..

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2016

15

Mar

Diane Kruger in a Magazine of the Day

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Diane Kruger is almost 40 and she’s pretty fucking hot…

She best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson, because Dawson’s Creek makes American Dreams come true…

Maybe she is also known for her own stab at hollywood by being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and National Treasure 3 and a bunch of other shit she’s getting paid…whatever else she has done before this a photoshoot…

What it comes down to, is she is German..therefore dudes shit on her….and she likes it..

Oh and she’s a Nazi…or from Nazi roots, but with a name like Kruger, maybe she was more from a concentration camp survivor roots…either way…let’s stick to the getting shit on storyline..

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2015

02

Sep

The Nipple Joshua Jackson Sucked on of the Day

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Diane Kruger is some German showing her nipple which is something that I guess is pretty European, but I like the thing of Germans as more robotic. You know automated pragmatic people who follow the systems in place because it just makes sense…until they’re at the Berliner whore house, fetish club, getting shit on…as these german women do…

So seeing a German nipple, not part of a job, or seduction process during Nazi germany is just weird, throw in the reminder that Joshua Jackson suckled this tit, and it becomes weirder…

She must be an actor, this smile is so not German of her…where is the gold distant “get into the gas chamber” look of authority I’d expect from a german…right?

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2015

18

May

Diane Kruger’s Cannes Panty Flash and Natalie Portman’s Cannes Can of the Day

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Cannes is the classiest of Film fest, you know where celebrities and producers from around the world unite for a week of luxury, filled with yachts, expensive dinners, the mediterranean, million dollar deal making and promoting movies…

It also has a good amount of euro trash hooker type girls with their fake tits working promotional events…or their married producer clients like they were Victoria Silvstedt…mixed with a little celebrity bikini and panties….thanks to people like Diane Kruger….

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And Natalie Portman….

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