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2017

06

Dec

Diane Kruger for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Diane Kruger for the Foot Fetishists

Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 50 and who is probably best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson…because I like to reduce some Hot German’s chick existence to dating some twat from Dawson’s Creek…you know substantially less famous than her…..or successful than her…but because he was on some shitty Katie Holmes TV show I’ve never watched….he defines her….( CLICK HERE TO SEE A KATIE HOLMES LOOKING LIKE SHE’S DYING OF CANCER WITH SURI

She’s been in so many shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3….

I like to think of her more as a German weirdo, with Nazi ancestors, who is pragmatic but also likes shitting on and being shit on….or doing the shitting…in the Berlin Sex clubs to off set their weird history…

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