I am into the coked girl who is the first to jump into the hot tub naked at an orgy….I just don’t like when she represents herself like that. I like the lie. You know the secret hooker. You know, the classy in public professional, who is dirty as fuck when it comes down to […]
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2013
04
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I have a horrible addiction to gutter stripclubs….I am talking stripclubs that aren’t done up…that haven’t been renovated since the 80s….and that haven’t hired new strippers since they renovated….because the hurting girls in a hurting place filled with hurting people….speaks to me…it feels like home…even if the lap dances smell like shit…and leave stains on […]
2013
26
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Every time I leave the house, I see at least one woman who is pushing kids, who makes me wonder…how the fuck someone knocked them up….either they are being abrasive cunts in public….or they are just wretched….but for some reason some poor asshole got caught up in that….what a fucking fail….we’re all doomed…. Here are […]
2013
25
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
My wife is having a day after the Oscars….post Oscar party…where we eat as much as we fucking can and sing Adele songs…in her broken english…but that’s just because that’s what my wife does every day and it has nothing to do with the Oscars…in fact it’s one of the reasons I fucking hate about […]
2013
11
Feb
The Last 500 Years of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers of the Day
I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to […]
2013
24
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
So Girls Gone Wild…. DID THIS 1 SECOND WATER BOTTLE CHALLENGE …..and I said…make these girls stepGIRLS because stepGIRLS are the future…so Girls Gone Wild and DrunkenStepfather Did a Collab….like H&M and Karl Lagerfeld….or VANS and NIKE….only with half naked girls drawing stepGIRL on themselves and it was lots of fun…. Here are some links…… […]
2013
09
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The #lipstick4stepfather movement is still going strong….this is what the hangover, leftover, mess of it looks like after the fact….like the day after banging a strange chick with a condom…fells so good when you’d doing it…but the next 6-8 weeks fucking suck…unless you’re like me and don’t give a fuck… ….too bad so sad… get […]
2012
19
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
For those of you who don’t know, my only friend is a PUG, and I have decided to exploit this pug, for more than just sex….and instead to get celebrities to should me out…by threatening to put him to sleep if they don’t…I’ve seen the strategy get a kid 1,000,000 facebook likes, I might as […]