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2012

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was forced into seeing The Hobbit last night by a friend of mine who was convincde the amount of socially awkward, asian, nerd, weird, awkward pussy would be bountiful….unfortunately, it was just a bunch of virgin loser dudes and the room smelled of stale semen…it was the worst experience of my life…even worse than […]

2012

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

CHECK OUT OUR VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE …Tis the fucking season….I am going to get drunk….That is what I do….Don’t drink and drive…. Now click on these steplinks….best of the internet….today in the least attractive way possible….. Lindsay Lohan Is Available For Weddings And Bar Mitzvahs Now. No, Really. GO I Don’t Know About […]

2012

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

From shitting…pissing…spitting…snot…and fucking infection and disease…to unprotected sex…internal cumshots…and babies….Nature is so vulgar….but what isn’t vulgar…is Christmas… That’s why I launched the VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE It’s the most wonderful time of the year….. On the first day of stepXMAS….we’ve got An awesome set of DrunkenStepfather DrunkenSweatshop stepSHIRTS….. We’ve also got links….stepLINKS… CLICK THEM […]

2012

12

Nov

MTV EMA 2012 Pics of the Day

MTV European Music Awards happened last night…and I wasn’t invited…and I didn’t watch…but apparently Heidi Klum was the host…and in that came her rockin’ mom of an army of mixed race kids thanks to being a German with German wants and needs….weird wants and needs that come in the form of Fetishes reminiscent of Nazi […]

2012

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyone was so caught up in the election…even Canadians…that it made for a good time to reflect on the world we live in…in any public place that didn’t have a TV. It was obvious to me that Obama was going to win….not that the winner really matters…but because people, even when emotionally attached to a […]

2012

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve Martinez here. Well, I got my first piece of fan mail today and by mail I mean comment and by fan I mean someone who obviously hates me already. Still, Jesus always told me while growing up that you’re nobody until someone starts hating on you so I guess that means I’ve finally hit […]

2012

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t pee on enough girls in my everyday life…I need to change that. Here are some stepLINKS…and by some…I mean alot…. Donald Trump is a Little Too Concerned About Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and It’s Kinda Creepy GO Lady Gaga is a Sell Out anhd Will Put Her Name on Anything GO Chinese […]

2012

25

Sep

Elisabetta Gregoraci on the Runway in Milan of the Day

Elisabetta Gregoraci is some Wonder Bra model from Italy who is married to old billionalre Flavi Briatore, also known as the father to Heidi Klum’s white baby, in fact, she’s also the mother of his son, and this is her solid genes recovered from that gold digging strategy to ensure to implant the golden sperm, […]

2012

24

Sep

Sofia Vergara and Other Sluts for the 2012 Emmy’s of the Day

I am the best anti-celebrity celebrity site on the internet…and in keeping true to my self given title of not giving a fuck about celebrities….except maybe for staring at their tits….not because I am bitter about their fame, fortune, success, or lifestyle….or because i am mad I don’t know them, they don’t know me, or […]

2012

18

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

That’s the shit I do like….. Here are a whole lot of stepLINKS while I watch this video on repeat thanks to Youtube and the fetish videos it makes millions with….. Alessandra Ambrosio is Not on Jessica Simpson’s Diet GO Penelop Cruz Hot Tits for W GO I Kinda Got a Thing For Liberty Ross […]