My encouraging of girls developing eating disorders or at least to stop the cake, fast food and other shit they shouldn’t be eating that makes them dumpy and at risk for diabest saves fucking lives…all you feminists who want them to embrace their bodies are doing nothing positive for their overall performance as a person…you […]

Spending my days looking for girls to try to get pregnant before convincing them to have an abortion because I am an unfit father who will legally change my name and leave the country in efforts to bring another fatherless child into the world….is pretty fucking exhausting… Here are the stepLINKS…. Gisele Preggers Bikini Spy […]

I don’t know what fat or even dumpy chicks have against starving themselves…a little eating disorder could lead to a much better life in looks, life and love…better jobs, boyfriends, husbands and fucks….it’s an easy thing to do…you just gotta do it….cuz no one likes a fat or dumpy chick… Here are some links… Rihana’s […]

Dead hooker jokes are annoying, but dead hookers aren’t…..you can pretend they are zombie vampires – keeping it current and with the trends…but more importantly dead hookers are the best hookers cuz they can’t say no Follow Me On INSTAGRAM MY USERNAME IS DRUNKENSTEPFATHERDOTCOM – They will delete me again – so catch it while […]

I’ve been drinking all day….and as far as I’m concerned that makes me a winner….the fact I came home to post my stepLINKS….makes me feel like a fucking loser….internet ruined my life – send nuds – love Jesus…not the son of god, great marketer, religious kind….but the the Drunkenstepfather kind….. It’s Gwen Stefani’s Butt In […]

Tonight, the war on obesity continues….unfortunately my weapon is my penis…sure, I hate banging fat girls…but they are all too willing….and I have no standards but more importantly…I am unable to say no…even though I hate them and I hope that translates in my performance or at least in giving them AIDS so they slim […]

I’m in Fourth of July withdrawal….Independence Day Lost…I feel like a virgin just raped…I need them to bring it back…I can’t live without it…and I’m not even American….so many bikinis….all over… Here are some links while I go kill myslef…or get drunk and try to bang sluts…both I’ll probably fail at… We Get It, Aubrey […]