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2013

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the stripclub, my new strategy is to make them tell me their life story when they are trying to recruit me into lap dances. That way it makes them feel like they are cheating on their boyfriend/baby daddy, who is sitting at home smoking weed and spending the money she brings home […]

2013

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am into the coked girl who is the first to jump into the hot tub naked at an orgy….I just don’t like when she represents herself like that. I like the lie. You know the secret hooker. You know, the classy in public professional, who is dirty as fuck when it comes down to […]

2013

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a horrible addiction to gutter stripclubs….I am talking stripclubs that aren’t done up…that haven’t been renovated since the 80s….and that haven’t hired new strippers since they renovated….because the hurting girls in a hurting place filled with hurting people….speaks to me…it feels like home…even if the lap dances smell like shit…and leave stains on […]

2013

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Every time I leave the house, I see at least one woman who is pushing kids, who makes me wonder…how the fuck someone knocked them up….either they are being abrasive cunts in public….or they are just wretched….but for some reason some poor asshole got caught up in that….what a fucking fail….we’re all doomed…. Here are […]

2013

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife is having a day after the Oscars….post Oscar party…where we eat as much as we fucking can and sing Adele songs…in her broken english…but that’s just because that’s what my wife does every day and it has nothing to do with the Oscars…in fact it’s one of the reasons I fucking hate about […]

2013

11

Feb

The Last 500 Years of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers of the Day

I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to […]

2013

07

Feb

Barbara Palvin for REPLAY of the Day

There comes a time in every 19 year old Lingerie Model working for the evil lingerie empire’s life….where her management and their marketing team put her on as many high profile campaigns as possible….whether that campaign is pretending to bang Justin Bieber for TMZ…in efforts to help his homosexuality stay covered up…..or now this fully […]

2013

05

Feb

Barbara Palvin is Boring in the March Glamour UK of the Day

Barbara Palvin is on the Victoria’s Secret major push…you know they cast her last year and all of a sudden a day doesn’t go by without seeing pics of her…they have her in the grind….cuz the more exposure she gets…the more celebrity she gets….the more longevity she gets…and the more likely she’ll be the rookie […]

2013

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So Girls Gone Wild…. DID THIS 1 SECOND WATER BOTTLE CHALLENGE …..and I said…make these girls stepGIRLS because stepGIRLS are the future…so Girls Gone Wild and DrunkenStepfather Did a Collab….like H&M and Karl Lagerfeld….or VANS and NIKE….only with half naked girls drawing stepGIRL on themselves and it was lots of fun…. Here are some links…… […]

2013

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The #lipstick4stepfather movement is still going strong….this is what the hangover, leftover, mess of it looks like after the fact….like the day after banging a strange chick with a condom…fells so good when you’d doing it…but the next 6-8 weeks fucking suck…unless you’re like me and don’t give a fuck… ….too bad so sad… get […]