Apparently girls don’t like the whole idea of being domesticated, even though they pretend they do, and you’d think the whole sex in the city movement would have passed and all these slutty career girls would be broken down and tired by now…so much dick that has left them disappointed but instead…when you ask them […]

My new play is the fake auto-correct.. My favorite is repeatedly writing “Let’s Bang, Let’s Bang, Let’s Hang, Sorry Autocorrect”…but that’s some vanilla shit…the ultimate, if you’re talking to the right girl, is “Hey, I want to bend you over like the hooker that you are and shove my fist in your ass so hard […]

I’ve been getting serious hate mail…people want me dead…I guess that’s why I keep my mask on… In July 2011, I posted a video of a couple having sex in a van…yesterday…CBS ran the story like it was news…so did DrudgeReport…meaning I am really quick on the draw, proving no one reads my site, and […]

I agreed to get on video Skype with a big titty black girl last night, even though I never Skype people from the internet, she caught me at a moment of boredom…She was topless, I asked her to do a tribal dance, she’ wouldn’t put a beer bottle in her ass, and she didn’t seem […]

Today I saw a dude who didn’t have Downs Syndrome making out hard with a girl who did have Downs Syndrome, and I kinda wanted to step in because I assumed he was some kind of fucking weirdo who was taking advantage of a retard, but figured, who I am to stand in the way […]

Clearly, the way to my heart is when a girl gets my shit permanently inked on her lips…I’m talking #stepGIRL forever…it still blows me away…like it happened just yesterday…because it did happen yesterday…but seriously, not a huge deal or anything, but totally insane to me… The problem now, is that the only way I can […]

Highlight of the day was seeing some white trash with a mixed race kid in the store…when the kid asked for juice the mom said she was broke…but not too broke for cigarettes…that’s the kind of parenting I appreciate because it breeds future criminals and the world needs more criminals… Here are some links…. LeAnn […]

You know when you get to that point of drunk where you are willing to fuck anything…and you end up pulling a 1…but that 1 has no redeeming qualities like a good personality or good tits to make her a 2 or 3 but rather she is half retarded and not in a cute needs […]

It turns out that I really like staring at girls in bikinis…until it gets awkward for at least one of us…and it is usually not me…because I never feel awkward about anything…I have pretty much embraced that my actions are not for everyone…and are just for me…so thank you tight body in the pink bikini […]