Negotiating nudes is a lot easier than negotiating a mortgage, a new car, a raise at work, a night out with the boys without your wife who robbed you of your freedom and your life, and even a free drink at the bar…that’s why all my time is spent on that..not that you care about […]

Being a professional sexter is a pretty unfulfilling life…. It’s just a lot of disappointing masturbation sessions…that involve real people instead of porn….so that they can judge you for you inability to get hard…while porn never does… But I’ll keep doing it – because I prefer living in the prison hell I built myself… Here […]

I mentioned that I saw a girl giving a guy a blow job in the park yesterday, but what I didn’t mention was that it was kind of my fault. Basically I was in a car that broke down outside of an American Apparel warehouse sale. So when waiting for the tow truck, we go […]

I like girls who are willing to strip down to pose in my panties…not that I have panties, I don’t wear panties, I’m not a cross dresser or anything, and I don’t even have a a panty fetish, I mean sure I’ll cum on a girl’s panties if I have to, or sniff them when […]

If you are trying to impress a girl, to make her want to marry you and have your babies…you probably shouldn’t tell her the story about you fingering an autistic girl in because fingering her was your only escape…at least not until after you marry her and she has your babies…because otherwise she will run…even […]

I just saw some crazy chick, who was just telling herself “It’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty”….all while unshowered and wearing dirty clothes, surrounded by plastic bags filled with her life possessions, and when she asked me if she could use my phone, I thought…no fucking […]

Failed Pick-Up line of the day: I kinda wish your pussy was like a starving child in africa, all hungry and not very selective of what it ate. stepLINKS… Top 10 Reasons These Olympics are going to be Very Fucking Russian GO So Many Crazy Booty…. GO Caveman Kardashian Fucked Up Her Sister on the […]

Happy New Year… That’s all I have to say about that…cuz aspirational New Years messages annoy me as much as girls thanking god they didn’t miss their flight to St Barts on Facebook because it would mean New Years Eve would have ruined….poor girl….and as much as I hate you….even though somewhere inside my Aspergers […]

Vegas would be better if this solo mission was a little more Leaving Las Vegas, drowning my sorrows in hell, rather than me raging like a club kid on too much speed, trying to get every girl to either flash me her tits or sit on my fucking face…Life is better when it is dark […]