My new way of seducing girls is asking them if they want to test sex toys for my site…you see cuz every girl like cumming….especially with a free sex toy…so when they agree and give me their mailing address…I show up at the door and say I’m ready….cuz as far as I’m concerned my mouth […]

It’s Valentines….or what I call the easiest day of the year to get laid in North America because girls who don’t have Valentines are feeling lonely, pathetic and useless…as they should…leading to great unprotected irresponsible emotionally driven sex! Here’s the best Valentine’s Day joke I’ve heard today on FACEBOOK : What’s 6 Inches and won’t […]

I can’t stop partying Black History month…..just a few hours ago I was at a friends house watching all in the Family…and apparently either can George Jefferson….. TV was better in the 70s…and so where women…they had less AIDS…too bad I was only 10 and the only people on my dick at the time were […]

This was sent into me today….apparently taken right outside a club of a partygoer who got so drunk she shit herself…It’s an urban legend I’ve heard before, you know where girls get so wasted they shit themselves, but I’ve never really experienced outside the club like this. It’s one of those “woulda rather woke up […]

I was gonna post a pic of a tranny for you – because I feel like now that football season is over – you need shit to jerk off to that is still has a level of gay, but not obviously gay as gay porn, you know subtle gay that you can sit around with […]

My wife found my viagra stash, now she’s gonna try to make me waste it on her, I didn’t get them for her. I was happy with her thinking I was impotent, except when she’d call me over to the bed for “feeding time”….then being impotent sucked for my mouth… That said, I am old […]

I took out all my anger on Twitter earlier today, from ripping into porn stars, to hipsters to Ashley Tisdale so I really have little left in me today, I did however get listed as one of the people who ruined the decade by a real deal paper called The Guardian, so that’s something worth […]

I have been trying to crash office Christmas parties the last couple of days, my theory is that this upcoming week will be a lot busier for Christmas parties. Since I work alone, I figure I need to get in on some free food, free drink and easy drunken office girls who don’t realize that […]

Lawyers are on my dick and not in a good way.. I had to take down the Ashley Greene nude pictures because they got all the buzz they needed for their new trailer they released today and they feel like making a big deal abotu shit, even though nothing ever disappears off the internet. This […]