I just applied to be on Big Brother 9, but I am don’t live in the US so I am not eligible, but figured that I shouldn’t let that stop me in my quest to be on TV. This is what I wrote: I want to be on big brother. But I need wifi and […]

I am so fascinated by girls who idolize Jenna Jameson. I met a girl last night with bleached blonde hair dressed like a pornstar who introduced herself as Jenna. I asked if that was her real name and she said no and that she just thought it sounded sexy, and when I asked if it […]

I ended up getting really drunk on the weekend and thought it would be a good idea to go hang out at the emergency room in the hospital. I don’t really know what I was thinking but at 4 in the morning, where else are you going to find people who are awake and willing […]

I left my house today only to find a ton of college girls in town. I guess it’s that time of year, summer is over, even though it’s summer vacation everyday for me. I was faced with so many half naked young girls with their tits all hanging out and shit and so many of […]

This is a story I wrote in an email today that I am recycling here because like someone said in the comments, that Paris letter wiped me out. I even had to go to the post office, interact with people and include my home phone number to send it out. I am hoping it gets […]

I am pretty late on my stepLINKS today, I guess that could be because I am a pretty bad fucking blogger, but it could also be because I post every fucking link I’ve visited today for all you assholes to feel like we are sitting together in a coffee shop surfing the internet together while […]