There’s nothing worse than spending two hours trying to convince a girl you just met at a coffee shop to go to the bathroom with me to let me eat her out, as I do sometimes, only to walk into the bathroom after a hot asian woman walks out….and being faced with the worst fucking […]

People ask me whether I am going to change my site to be more advertising friendly in 2018, based on the current state of the industry, or the world really, where offensive humor calling out celebrity women for being whores, when they are by definition whores, is considered wrong, or misogynistic or anti feminist… The […]

I saw someone complaining that a man should not have hosted the Golden Globes last night, which is a nice a reminder that women are totally reasonable in this social justice we’re all victims movement, where there’s no room for men anywhere because they are all rapist perverts, and because they all feel victimized or […]

Have you ever had a random fat 20 something year old girl who you swiped on TINDER and was weird enough to ask you on a drive, to actually hang out, only to pick you up and rip lines in the driver seat of her car off a CD case, before taking you to a […]

I am drunk Or at least too drunk to post the stepLINKS I am a terrible person…who lets everyone down… Even myself…. But I guess…in 14 years of doing stepLINKS.. I’ve managed to post them MOST of the Time and that’s alright.. Here they are It’s Christmas and I’m fucking taking advantage of the festivities… […]

Muslim Guy who was humping a pole in the club, getting cockteased by a girl with a fat ass, teaching him the american booty dances…shaking her ass all up on him….rocking the grind the pussy on his leg…and the poor guy couldn’t take it…like the time I worked at a pharmacy with a March of […]

Asking a chick at Costco if she can fit into the freezer because you have big plans for the holidays and you want to make sure you can properly pull them off, may not get a laugh…and telling that same girl, who was wearing leggings by the way, that you’re just planning on killing your […]

I remember when my slogan or catch phrase was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”…. I don’t remember when I changed it to “I’ll make you famous”…but it was a long time ago… Both mean the same thing, only with “I’ll make you famous”….I don’t need to get drunk to molest you…because […]

I have let myself down, it’s the Company Christmas Party season, and I haven’t crashed a single company christmas party, I haven’t scammed my two drink tickets from my fake cheap employer, who I trick into thinking I work for, because bosses don’t know shit and like some Catch Me If You Can persuasion, they […]