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2006

13

Sep

I am – Nelly Furtado is an Ugly Fisherman of the Day

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There was a shooting at a college in downtown Montreal. That’s the city that I live in. I am watching it on the news right now and I just saw the cops take someone out on a stretcher covered in blood. They say that there were 4 shooters and 6 people shot. I just saw them put a yellow blanket over what looked like a body. They are saying the shooters were dressed in black trench coats and had rifles. This may not be insanity to you, since you are American and you are born with guns – not pacifiers and school shootings seem to be a right of passage, like getting your first blowjob or smoking your first joint. But there is nothing funny about unnecessary violence. I feel sick to my stomach right now, that could be my hangover – but I doubt it. One gunman was shot by the cops, one killed himself and 2 are in custody.

Speaking of unnecessary violence, here are some pictures of Nelly Furtado, who’s music is like a school shooting to my ears….

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